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re: Theo Von quotes...what you got?
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:54 pm to CatfishJohn
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:54 pm to CatfishJohn
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Posted on 2/2/21 at 1:04 pm to TailbackU
“do you think i would do all that shite to y’all, and then move in right next door bruh? now we gonna split this plum or not dawg?”
Posted on 2/2/21 at 1:04 pm to TailbackU
"This one's coming in the back door. I shouldn't have left that key under the mat."
on hot ones.
on hot ones.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 1:04 pm to beebefootballfan
"If it can be killed by a frisbee, it's not a dog"
Posted on 2/2/21 at 1:42 pm to TailbackU
People, they're just jokes. They all can't be funny.
Paraphrasing:
Theo - I use to pay this guy $4 dollars to draw a picture of a pussy to masturbate.
Joe Rogan - You paid $4 for a drawing?
Theo - You would pay $8 for this drawing, Jack!
Paraphrasing:
Theo - I use to pay this guy $4 dollars to draw a picture of a pussy to masturbate.
Joe Rogan - You paid $4 for a drawing?
Theo - You would pay $8 for this drawing, Jack!
Posted on 2/2/21 at 1:47 pm to TailbackU
"My cousin got bit by a gay guy... So... We'll see."
Posted on 2/2/21 at 1:50 pm to Clyde Tipton
quote:
"My cousin got bit by a gay guy... So... We'll see."
Posted on 2/2/21 at 2:12 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
"If God didnt want a women to cook he wouldnt have put milk and eggs in her body "
Posted on 2/2/21 at 2:18 pm to lsurulz1515
quote:
King and the Sting Podcast and This Past Weekend Podcasts are great
KATS used to be for a while but Brenda just repeats Theo’s jokes constantly
Posted on 2/2/21 at 2:21 pm to TailbackU
A PT Cruiser is like a hearse for midgets
Posted on 2/2/21 at 2:21 pm to TailbackU
Theo asked my wife out on a date in class at LSU. Was right before he left for the RealWorld thing. I mess with her all the time whether she made the right call or not lol
Posted on 2/2/21 at 2:29 pm to Schmelly
I used to see him at the rec center all the time and he was friendly. One of those high energy, suspiciously friendly people.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 2:32 pm to TailbackU
“New Jersey I’d say is one of the top 50 states.”
“Sometimes I wish my balls were square so I could stack em.”
“My neighbor once had this fur coat in his backyard and my dogs would always go over and frick it.”
This thread is long past overdue. My buddy and I worship Theo Von. I can listen to him rambling for hours.
“Sometimes I wish my balls were square so I could stack em.”
“My neighbor once had this fur coat in his backyard and my dogs would always go over and frick it.”
This thread is long past overdue. My buddy and I worship Theo Von. I can listen to him rambling for hours.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 2:32 pm to TailbackU
Caller into the hotline from Niagra Falls.
Theo "And thats that clean water thoroughfare, Niagra man, I wanna thank you too bc we drink a lot of that. And we been sippin off yall for a while. Suckin off that clean titty while we down here flintin. Gang shite."
Theo "And thats that clean water thoroughfare, Niagra man, I wanna thank you too bc we drink a lot of that. And we been sippin off yall for a while. Suckin off that clean titty while we down here flintin. Gang shite."
Posted on 2/2/21 at 2:36 pm to TailbackU
I worked at KLSU with the dude, nice guy. I used to run into him every so often, but not as much anymore since he's a West Coast dude now.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 2:41 pm to gjackx
Nahhh bruh. He migrated to the Central East now. He ditched Cali and moved to Nashville a few months ago.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 2:51 pm to biglego
quote:
One of those high energy, suspiciously friendly people.
That’s what she said. Nice but kinda weird lol
Posted on 2/2/21 at 2:52 pm to TailbackU
Mmmmm
Not a big fan
Seems to be trying too hard to be observational
Not a big fan
Seems to be trying too hard to be observational
Posted on 2/2/21 at 3:00 pm to TailbackU
On discussing turtleneck sweaters & a truck breaking down in his neighborhood:
"Soon everybody had turtlenecks. People were cutting the sleeves off. The necks off. Cutting the turtle off. People were grilling them. They thought they were made of real turtles. Making turtle soup out of them. It was different times back then"
"Soon everybody had turtlenecks. People were cutting the sleeves off. The necks off. Cutting the turtle off. People were grilling them. They thought they were made of real turtles. Making turtle soup out of them. It was different times back then"
Posted on 2/2/21 at 3:03 pm to SlidellCajun
Wow. Wonder what you're like IRL.
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