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They've Ruined the Haka...
Posted on 11/14/24 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 11/14/24 at 12:57 pm
The Haka used to be cool when it was just the All-Blacks that did it. Now, any sports team that has a half Pacific Islander on the team feels the need to stomp and stick out their tongues.
Well, in New Zealand, elected officials are now using the Haka to intimidate their contemporaries.
When politicians start doing something, it's the opposite of cool. That's the law.
Oh, the reason the woman was upset is because New Zealand wants to reexamine the implementation of the treaty between the Maori and the Crown. Basically, no more separate but equal. Everyone is equal under the Crown.
Well, in New Zealand, elected officials are now using the Haka to intimidate their contemporaries.
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When politicians start doing something, it's the opposite of cool. That's the law.
Oh, the reason the woman was upset is because New Zealand wants to reexamine the implementation of the treaty between the Maori and the Crown. Basically, no more separate but equal. Everyone is equal under the Crown.
Posted on 11/14/24 at 12:59 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:09 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
The chick leading it looks like she's doing a jazz ensemble version of the Haka.
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:11 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
That was a nice interpretive dance routine lady.
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:16 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
The Fehoko's did it best.
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:17 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Honestly stupidest third world shite that exists today.
Those days are done folks, move on.
Those days are done folks, move on.
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:17 pm to jizzle6609
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move on.
to haka tuah
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:19 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
It’s cool when a bunch of big warrior looking guys do it in the right situations.
Jazz hands and middle aged white people on a parliamentary floor is not that situation.
Jazz hands and middle aged white people on a parliamentary floor is not that situation.
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:20 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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The Haka used to be cool
Been replaced by the

Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:21 pm to 777Tiger
You haven't haka'd until you've haka'd the ABC's with mikelbr.
The alphabet really gets 'em going.
The alphabet really gets 'em going.
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:47 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
New Zealand seems like the new California. Beautiful land but parasites living there now ruining everything.
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:49 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
That wasn't an impressive Haka even though they had apparently worked at getting the crowd in the gallery.
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:50 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I have zero ties to New Zealand and its culture. But I watch entirely too much rugby, and that was an absolute disgrace to the haka.
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:50 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Haka has been dumb for awhile. It had its one cool moment in like 2011 before that rugby match before everything in the world was overdone to death and there was some cool camera work. Everything since has been increasingly lame imitations. Even worse when they let skinny white dudes join in
This is the equivalent of a congresswoman in America putting on Barbie high tops to filibuster
This is the equivalent of a congresswoman in America putting on Barbie high tops to filibuster
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:52 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
The whites should have begun singing Men of Harlech like the British troops did in Zulu.
This post was edited on 11/14/24 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:59 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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in New Zealand, elected officials are now using the Haka to intimidate their contemporaries.
Isnt that pretty much what it’s always been for. Idk if the natives held elections but whoever led them before the British prolly did that shite a time or two.
Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:20 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Don't give Jeff any more ideas.
Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:20 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
The Haka is one of the dumbest traditions Samoan culture has allowed to survive into the present day. It might have been intimidating to men who were fighting with spears 300-400 years ago but the Enfield kind of made it obsolete.
Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:20 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
my god this is cringe af.
Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:23 pm to jizzle6609
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Honestly stupidest third world shite that exists today.
How is it any different than the ritual of going to church?
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