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They've Ruined the Haka...

Posted on 11/14/24 at 12:57 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
23046 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 12:57 pm
The Haka used to be cool when it was just the All-Blacks that did it. Now, any sports team that has a half Pacific Islander on the team feels the need to stomp and stick out their tongues.

Well, in New Zealand, elected officials are now using the Haka to intimidate their contemporaries.



When politicians start doing something, it's the opposite of cool. That's the law.

Oh, the reason the woman was upset is because New Zealand wants to reexamine the implementation of the treaty between the Maori and the Crown. Basically, no more separate but equal. Everyone is equal under the Crown.
Posted by monsterballads
Gulf of America
Member since Jun 2013
30807 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 12:59 pm to
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18738 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:09 pm to
The chick leading it looks like she's doing a jazz ensemble version of the Haka.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
12390 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:11 pm to
That was a nice interpretive dance routine lady.
Posted by Jwils
Member since Jan 2012
1677 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:16 pm to
The Fehoko's did it best.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
13798 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:17 pm to
Honestly stupidest third world shite that exists today.

Those days are done folks, move on.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82486 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

move on.


to haka tuah
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8048 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:19 pm to
It’s cool when a bunch of big warrior looking guys do it in the right situations.

Jazz hands and middle aged white people on a parliamentary floor is not that situation.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4127 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

The Haka used to be cool


Been replaced by the
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
34954 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:21 pm to
You haven't haka'd until you've haka'd the ABC's with mikelbr.

The alphabet really gets 'em going.
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:47 pm to
New Zealand seems like the new California. Beautiful land but parasites living there now ruining everything.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
10103 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:49 pm to
That wasn't an impressive Haka even though they had apparently worked at getting the crowd in the gallery.
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45634 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:50 pm to
I have zero ties to New Zealand and its culture. But I watch entirely too much rugby, and that was an absolute disgrace to the haka.
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
Member since Sep 2010
6025 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:50 pm to
Haka has been dumb for awhile. It had its one cool moment in like 2011 before that rugby match before everything in the world was overdone to death and there was some cool camera work. Everything since has been increasingly lame imitations. Even worse when they let skinny white dudes join in

This is the equivalent of a congresswoman in America putting on Barbie high tops to filibuster
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
39704 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:52 pm to
The whites should have begun singing Men of Harlech like the British troops did in Zulu.
This post was edited on 11/14/24 at 1:53 pm
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
2434 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

in New Zealand, elected officials are now using the Haka to intimidate their contemporaries.

Isnt that pretty much what it’s always been for. Idk if the natives held elections but whoever led them before the British prolly did that shite a time or two.
Posted by Baers Foot
Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns
Member since Dec 2011
3715 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:20 pm to
Don't give Jeff any more ideas.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
68288 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:20 pm to
The Haka is one of the dumbest traditions Samoan culture has allowed to survive into the present day. It might have been intimidating to men who were fighting with spears 300-400 years ago but the Enfield kind of made it obsolete.
Posted by Mlear
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2023
73 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:20 pm to
my god this is cringe af.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
76276 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 2:23 pm to
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Honestly stupidest third world shite that exists today.



How is it any different than the ritual of going to church?
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