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Under my fingernail itches!!!
Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:01 am
Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:01 am
I feel like the area under my fingernail itches. Not the exposed skin- the area under the actual nail.
Any suggestions? My nails look quite healthy so I don't immediately think this is a sign of a problem. But damn, talk about an itch you can't scratch.
Any suggestions? My nails look quite healthy so I don't immediately think this is a sign of a problem. But damn, talk about an itch you can't scratch.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:03 am to SlapahoeTribe
Meth is a helluva drug
Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:05 am to The Ostrich
quote:
Meth is a helluva drug
Never tried it.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:08 am to SlapahoeTribe
Heat a needle red hot and jab it thru. That'll scratch it like nobodies bid'ness.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:16 am to Bullfrog
Thanks guys. One meth comment and one stab myself with a heated needle comment... I knew I could count on the OT.


Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:19 am to SlapahoeTribe

Fungus has risen among us!
Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:21 am to SlapahoeTribe
Put your finger in hot water for a while
Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:21 am to SlapahoeTribe
quote:
I knew I could count on the OT.
Its 3am.
Let's be realistic with our expectations here.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:26 am to SlapahoeTribe
It's just a microscopic worm (or worms) burrowing into the flesh under your nail.
At some point you got dirt or some material with some eggs under there and they multiply and feed off the moist flesh under the nail.
It starts with itching. Try soaking it in hot rubbing alcohol.
If that doesn't work, try freezing it.
If none of that works you'll need to physically pull the nail off to get to them. Or it could get worse.
If you don't do something and they multiply for long enough, you could even end up like this
Good luck!


At some point you got dirt or some material with some eggs under there and they multiply and feed off the moist flesh under the nail.
It starts with itching. Try soaking it in hot rubbing alcohol.
If that doesn't work, try freezing it.
If none of that works you'll need to physically pull the nail off to get to them. Or it could get worse.

If you don't do something and they multiply for long enough, you could even end up like this

Good luck!
This post was edited on 9/30/16 at 3:29 am
Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:29 am to fr33manator
quote:
fr33manator
May you burn in hell.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:33 am to SlapahoeTribe
quote:
May you burn in hell
I'm already gonna burn in hell. I sure as shite ain't afraid to burn here on earth.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:40 am to fr33manator
Dam 33. Could of did without that.
I'm fighting a dam infection from a biop from last Friday.
Got my dam ear swelling twice the size and hurts like 40 kinds of hell.


Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:53 am to SlapahoeTribe
quote:
Any suggestions?

Posted on 9/30/16 at 3:55 am to fr33manator
quote:
During masturbation, you got dirt or some material with some eggs under there
fify
Posted on 9/30/16 at 5:43 am to fr33manator
Man I was good until that last gif


Posted on 9/30/16 at 5:47 am to fr33manator
Whoaaaaa how the frick does something get THAT bad
Posted on 9/30/16 at 8:09 am to SlapahoeTribe
Shove a bambo shoot in there and go to town on that mutha.
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