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Underwater Volcano Erupts Releasing Mutant Sharks

Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:29 am
Posted by dawgfan24348
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Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:29 am
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Notably, researchers in 2015 on an expedition discovered two species of shark living within the active crater which seemed to be able to survive in the superheated, acidic, and sulfur-rich water. Experts believe that the sharks must have mutated by some degree to be able to survive in the extreme environment.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57326 posts
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:31 am to
Are the ones that live in tornadoes mutants, too?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
49890 posts
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:32 am to
Sharknado may be over but Sharkcano is just beginning!

Where's Ian Ziering?
Posted by CrimsonJazz
Member since Dec 2014
1011 posts
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:32 am to
So animals, plants and people are adaptable to changes in environment? But, but, but MuH cLimAte cHanGe.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13384 posts
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:32 am to
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Mutant Sharks

Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11254 posts
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:33 am to
Can we attach frickin laser beams to their frickin heads?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
21920 posts
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:33 am to
The baws on Carnival Cruises right now better get ready!
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
30638 posts
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:37 am to
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Mutant Sharks


First you make a roux
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:38 am to
Posted by phunkatron
Member since Jun 2019
1444 posts
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:46 am to
What are you trying to imply here?

That climate change doesn't exist because evolution does exist?

Hate to break it to you genius, but way way more species go extinct than successfully adapt to new environments.





Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:50 am to
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The baws on Carnival Cruises right now better get ready!



Those sharks would be feasting for centuries if one of those Carnival ships were to sink.

Just one of those fat lards would suffice as dinner for the whole shark family.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 6/1/22 at 11:26 am to
No laser beam, no care.

Posted by CrimsonJazz
Member since Dec 2014
1011 posts
Posted on 6/1/22 at 11:45 am to
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Hate to break it to you genius, but way way more species go extinct than successfully adapt to new environments.


No shite? Really? Funny how it has been that way for 7 billion years, but now suddenly nature's way is a problem. As George Carlin pointed out, "We didn't kill them all."
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 6/1/22 at 11:47 am to
Gotta be tough to live in an underwater active volcano.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 6/1/22 at 11:48 am to
This is how you get Megashark vs Giant Octopus (great movie btw).

Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 6/1/22 at 11:52 am to
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but way way more species go extinct than successfully adapt to new environments.



the way it's intended. shite or gtfo
This post was edited on 6/1/22 at 11:52 am
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
14952 posts
Posted on 6/1/22 at 11:54 am to
I already saw this movie. It sucked.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 6/1/22 at 11:54 am to
It’s weird that the only solution to this “climate change” is to hand over total control of the means of production to the government. Right??
Posted by phunkatron
Member since Jun 2019
1444 posts
Posted on 6/1/22 at 11:59 am to
Yep, there's no happy medium to found between the Green New Deal and relying on evolution to take care of everything for us.

That's the response you were looking for, right?
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