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re: Unique True Southern sayings
Posted on 11/13/22 at 8:18 pm to GREENHEAD22
Posted on 11/13/22 at 8:18 pm to GREENHEAD22
quote:
Colder than a witches tit
Even a blind squirrel can find an acorn now and then
Common phrases up north as well
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Posted on 11/13/22 at 8:19 pm to rebeloke
“Slicker than two eels in a barrel of snot”
Posted on 11/13/22 at 8:23 pm to rebeloke
HOLLER
Posted on 11/13/22 at 8:27 pm to nvasil1
quote:
My grandma used to say "dumber than tits on a boar hog"
Useless as tits on a boar hog.
grinning like a mule eatin' briars.
lick and a promise
wing and a prayer
sweatin' bullets
make like a sewer and get the shite outta here
This post was edited on 11/13/22 at 8:37 pm
Posted on 11/13/22 at 8:36 pm to rebeloke
Faster than ten gars can skin a minnow.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 8:40 pm to rebeloke
Life’s too short to fish with a dead cricket
Posted on 11/13/22 at 8:43 pm to rebeloke
F**k me sideways
It's hotter'n two squirrels screwin' in a wool sack in July
It's colder'n a witch's tit
Devil's beatin' his wife
It's sixty degrees outside? Damn, it's chilly!
It's hotter'n two squirrels screwin' in a wool sack in July
It's colder'n a witch's tit
Devil's beatin' his wife
It's sixty degrees outside? Damn, it's chilly!
Posted on 11/13/22 at 8:45 pm to rebeloke
Jam packed jelly tight
Posted on 11/13/22 at 8:45 pm to rebeloke
shite fire and save matches
Posted on 11/13/22 at 8:48 pm to Porker Face
well, frick me runnin' up a tree!
Posted on 11/13/22 at 8:50 pm to Porker Face
He's about as sharp as a bowling ball
He could break a wrecking ball with a rubber hammer
If I tell you it's Easter, better hide your eggs
If I told you a rooster could pull a freight train, hook him up.
He could break a wrecking ball with a rubber hammer
If I tell you it's Easter, better hide your eggs
If I told you a rooster could pull a freight train, hook him up.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 8:54 pm to choppadocta
you ain't just whistling dixie
Posted on 11/13/22 at 8:57 pm to rebeloke
Tumped is a southern word......it tumped over.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 9:04 pm to rebeloke
My grandmother’s favorite saying…
“The truth will stand when the world is on fire”.,
“The truth will stand when the world is on fire”.,
Posted on 11/13/22 at 9:04 pm to rebeloke
The way the crow Flys
Over yonder
Bless their heart
Raining cats and jammer kids
Over yonder
Bless their heart
Raining cats and jammer kids
Posted on 11/13/22 at 9:12 pm to rebeloke
It’s hottern a far cracker.
It’s raining like a cow pissin on a flat rock.
It’s raining like a cow pissin on a flat rock.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 9:13 pm to ThatTahoeOverThere
As useless as a crocheted rubber.
As useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Don't you kids gom that kitchen up.
As bright as a 5 watt light bulb.
I can get that done lickety split.
Hotter than a three dicked billy goat.
As useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Don't you kids gom that kitchen up.
As bright as a 5 watt light bulb.
I can get that done lickety split.
Hotter than a three dicked billy goat.
This post was edited on 11/13/22 at 9:15 pm
Posted on 11/13/22 at 9:20 pm to OldmanBeasley
quote:
First you make a roux.
Cajun, not southern.. There is a difference.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 9:22 pm to C W
He went down faster than a one egg pudding
Posted on 11/13/22 at 9:25 pm to rebeloke
Hotter than two rats fricking in a wool sock in a pepper patch?
"I remember you when you were knee high to a tadpole"
"I remember you when you were knee high to a tadpole"
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