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UPDATE: ‘90 Day Fiancé’ star retires from selling farts after heart attack scare
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:31 pm
I guess beans really aren't good for the heart...
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A reality TV star who launched a gassy venture peddling her fancy flatulence to strangers Stephanie Matto, 31, blew away people on social media when she recently announced that she makes more than $50,000 a week selling her farts.
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But after making $200,000 in sales, the influencer has announced her retirement when she passed one too many and got the wind knocked out of her, Matto was rushed to a hospital with chest pains she feared were symptoms of a heart attack
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After undergoing a battery of tests, including blood work and an EKG, Matto was told that her pain was the result of her steady diet of gas-inducing beans and eggs.
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The self-proclaimed “fartrepreneuer” had squeezed out up to 50 jars’ worth of farts a week to keep up with demand – and even added protein shakes to her diet to make them more pungent.
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Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:34 pm to DemonKA3268
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‘90 Day Fiancé’ star retires from selling farts after heart attack scare
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:34 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:34 pm to DemonKA3268
She ain't ugly.
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:34 pm to DemonKA3268
Did anyone else have a doubletake lol
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:35 pm to DemonKA3268
wonder if the current orders will still be fulfilled
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:36 pm to NorthTxLSU
Damn, coyote will need to find a new supplier.
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:37 pm to DemonKA3268
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she makes more than $50,000 a week selling her farts.
Why do I even bother?
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:39 pm to AUriptide
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She had a fart attack.
A reality TV star who launched a gassy venture peddling her fancy flatulence to strangers Stephanie Matto, 31, blew away people on social media when she recently announced that she makes more than $50,000 a week selling her farts.
2nd sentence. I know it's just a punctuation error, but I'm counting it.
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:39 pm to DemonKA3268
i mean not to help this dumb broad out, but she does know she can pretend to fart in the jar and none of her perve clients would know the difference.
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:39 pm to DemonKA3268
Publicity stunt
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:41 pm to DemonKA3268
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the result of her steady diet of gas-inducing beans and eggs.
Dear God, I don’t even need her to send it to me to be able to smell it.
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:43 pm to caro81
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i mean not to help this dumb broad out, but she does know she can pretend to fart in the jar and none of her perve clients would know the difference.
It’s called having ethics scumbag
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:55 pm to DemonKA3268
What kind of idiot fills the jars entirely on their own?
An attractive chick should easily be able to find someone to help her out - or at least convince some lonely dude that she wants his farts in a jar - which she then passes off as her own.
These are the kinds of things they teach you in business school, which I hope to attend some day.
An attractive chick should easily be able to find someone to help her out - or at least convince some lonely dude that she wants his farts in a jar - which she then passes off as her own.
These are the kinds of things they teach you in business school, which I hope to attend some day.
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:56 pm to DemonKA3268
Back in college, I had some super stinky farts one night. Thought it be funny to bottle one up in a mason jar to spring on an unsuspecting buddy or whatnot.
Forgot about it for years, till I come across this empty mason jar. Let’s just say the joke was on me lol...
Forgot about it for years, till I come across this empty mason jar. Let’s just say the joke was on me lol...
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:58 pm to DemonKA3268
All she had to do was hire some homeless guy to do the job.
WIN/WIN
Posted on 1/4/22 at 3:59 pm to DemonKA3268
If she had any business sense, she would realize demand is more than she can supply. Only do 10 jars a week at triple the costs. Seems like plenty of dumb fricks ready to pay
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:02 pm to DemonKA3268
50/week? What a soft bitch.
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:05 pm to DemonKA3268
Heart attack or fart attack?
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:06 pm to DemonKA3268
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announced that she makes more than $50,000 a week
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But after making $200,000 in sales, the influencer has announced her retirement
She really worked hard
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