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re: Utah couple arrested, accused of smuggling $300M in oil into US from Mexico

Posted on 4/26/25 at 9:38 am to
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35949 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 9:38 am to
Behind every great fortune is a great crime.

I wager we’ll start seeing lots more of people like these get busted now that the USAID slush fund is topped off.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24902 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 9:43 am to
This is too much of a coincidence.

I think these oil stealers are just trying to show up our chicken stealers.
Posted by okietiger
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Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 9:50 am to
That is a horrifically ugly house.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
5862 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:03 am to
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The cartels had a bunch of oil, probably obtained nefariously, and needed to fence it


The cartels tapping PEMEX pipelines is a thing. They have killed many regular Joe workers to locate, dig and tap into oil transmission lines. This even caused at least one huge explosion and fire that destroyed most of one village
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
5862 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:05 am to
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I know where this house is located. It's a beast


It is quite large. I still think the benches above Bountiful has much better. They have huge estates just above my house.
Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
1424 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:12 am to
Cartel converts drug money to oil to clean money.

Greedy Utah couple buys cheap oil to profit from via other greedy “agents” (friends / owners in oil business.

Owners of refineries are supposed to know their counter parts (KYC). Bet this goes deeper when all is said and done.
Posted by TDFreak
Coast to Coast - L.A. to Chicago
Member since Dec 2009
9284 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:25 am to
Must be fronts on both sides to make it possible to cross the border with railcars.
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
11941 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:54 am to
I wish trump would start carpet bombing the fricking cartels and tell Mexican govt to frick off
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:04 am to
From 30,000 sq ft to 50 sq ft

Level of crime of $300 mil makes me think life for all.
This post was edited on 4/26/25 at 11:06 am
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:15 am to
Is this the same Jensen Utah family that mom created an "alternative bucket list" that included random acts of kindness? Yet proceeds to smuggle $300 million of illegal oil money

LINK

Here is an instagram profile for 80,000 followers Kelly Jensen of Utah. Her profile is all about kindness and doing good things, I feel this is same family that just did this. Kelly Jensen Instagram Profile
This post was edited on 4/26/25 at 11:39 am
Posted by McLemore
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:21 am to


Sorry I couldn’t find a gif that works on here.
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:24 am to
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29916 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:28 am to
Does the government go after the Mormon church for the 10% the couple likely tithed?
Posted by cajunandy
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2015
893 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:31 am to
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Just show up at a refinery with a few hundred barrels trailered asking if they want to make a deal?


I had some experience with selling some oil in that area about 20 years ago. The refinery, if operating legally, has to know where the oil is coming from because if the oil is coming from a federal lease they have to withhold the royalty of 25% from the payment, I would not be surprised to find that the refinery was paying below market price for the oil.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16102 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:41 am to
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I wish trump would start carpet bombing the fricking cartels and tell Mexican govt to frick off

Dont even need to do it this way anymore just fly in a squadron of remote control drones. Much cheaper and more precise.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Member since Aug 2019
11708 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:49 am to
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Utah couple arrested, accused of smuggling $300M in oil into US from Mexico

Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
67029 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:58 am to
I would keep all of my wives in the building to the right.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92390 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 12:00 pm to
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I would keep all of my wives in the building to the right.


and then move to Bret Favre's crib down in Mississippi
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102800 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 12:00 pm to



Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102800 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 12:07 pm to
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I’m picturing these guys buying oil wells that are cheap and on the verge of going dry, and then magically producing good oil quantities beyond expectations.


That’s actually a decent idea especially if you buy good oil wells early on with the money you earn so it all mixes up and isn’t so obvious. Then you can insert illegal oil into good wells production so it’s less obvious
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