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What was the dumbest way someone has died that you've heard about?

Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:00 pm
Posted by TigerBaron
Member since Apr 2023
26 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:00 pm
Was driving over Black bayou drawbridge this morning heading to Big Lake, Louisiana and remembered how 2 Texas guys died trying to jump an 80 foot drawbridge

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Posted by Planetarium
Member since Jul 2020
239 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:05 pm to
Passing a bad check, then sticking around till the cops showed up, while being high as frick, then resisting arrest till you OD.
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2023 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:12 pm to
I worked with a guy whose son stole a truck in Mobile. Ran out of gas on the Lake Pontchartrain Causeway and jumped off the bridge. Tide took the dumb arse out and he was found the next day dead as a hammer.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18055 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:13 pm to
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Passing a bad check, then sticking around till the cops showed up, while being high as frick, then resisting arrest till you OD.

How was this overdose going to be avoided?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68425 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:13 pm to
My cousin died trying to suck his own dick. My aunt found him. It was a mess. He was on his bed, with his legs doubled over himself. Balls resting on his lips.
Posted by GeauxZone90
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
2935 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:19 pm to
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My cousin died trying to suck his own dick. My aunt found him. It was a mess. He was on his bed, with his legs doubled over himself. Balls resting on his lips.


what killed him? Heart attack?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68425 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:20 pm to
He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79881 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:21 pm to
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My cousin died trying to suck his own dick.


Was he from Nantucket?
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3525 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:22 pm to
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He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.


Broke Neck Mountain
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7732 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:23 pm to
A guy from my hometown was a stud linebacker and had road scholar book smarts. He was somewhere in Europe and started climbing up the side of a building. Once he got high enough to be deadly he fell.

Apparently book smarts and common sense are not the same.

Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167499 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:24 pm to
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and remembered how 2 Texas guys died trying to jump an 80 foot drawbridge



I remember when that happened.

Did they ever release a narcotic report because those dudes had to be high or drunk AF
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73014 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:26 pm to
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Did they ever release a narcotic report because those dudes had to be high or drunk AF


I remember that it resembled Keith Richards’s drug dosage logbook that he kept back in the 70’s.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24275 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:26 pm to
Guy was racing his buddy on a forklift in a warehouse. Took a turn too sharp and you can figure out the rest.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9722 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:26 pm to
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A guy from my hometown was a stud linebacker and had road scholar book smarts

This site never disappoints
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68425 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:27 pm to
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Was he from Nantucket?
Leonardo, New Jersey
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39231 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:35 pm to
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How was this overdose going to be avoided?


Just like the rest can be avoided. Don't make the conscious choice to Saint up a bunch of illegal drugs. Dumbasses do that.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:38 pm to
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road scholar


Posted by AirbusDawg
Milton, Ga
Member since Jan 2018
2318 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:41 pm to
Woman tried to get past secret service and capitol police to get to the Vice President
This post was edited on 7/13/23 at 7:43 pm
Posted by Goldbondage
Member since Mar 2020
698 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:43 pm to
Surf board fin cutting some dudes ephemeral artery

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Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3517 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:43 pm to
High school teacher was selling a pistol and a man came to his house with the intention of buying. Teacher's son who was a friend of mine picked up the pistol.

Potential buyer told him he should not play with a gun and the teacher said it wasn't loaded. Son pointed at his dad, pulled the trigger and killed him .

His mom moved away after the funeral and I have always wondered how my friend turned out.
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