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What was the strangest thing you saw at Easter mass today?
Posted on 4/20/25 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 4/20/25 at 4:47 pm
Some non-familiar face walked onto the alter during the blessing of the Eucharist to plug his iPhone into the outlet behind the priest’s chair. He must have been itching to post after mass.
I am shocked the ushers didn’t tackle him. Baw next to me was strapped and ready to go if something stupid happened.
Put your phones down, idiots!!!
I miss simpler times like chiseling the Ten Commandments in stone.
I am shocked the ushers didn’t tackle him. Baw next to me was strapped and ready to go if something stupid happened.
Put your phones down, idiots!!!
I miss simpler times like chiseling the Ten Commandments in stone.
Posted on 4/20/25 at 4:49 pm to arseinclarse
The pews were full of people. That’s pretty strange compared to most of the time.
This post was edited on 4/20/25 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 4/20/25 at 4:51 pm to arseinclarse
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What was the strangest thing you saw at Easter mass today?
A bunch of faces I haven't seen since Christmas.
Posted on 4/20/25 at 4:51 pm to Flick007
My church is always packed at 930 and 1130 mass. We’ve seen some shite over the years due to the vicinity to the quarter.
Posted on 4/20/25 at 4:51 pm to arseinclarse
You got to be shitting!??! Did the Priest give them the exorcist stare down?
Posted on 4/20/25 at 4:51 pm to arseinclarse
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I miss simpler times like chiseling the Ten Commandments in stone.
there were originally 15
Posted on 4/20/25 at 4:51 pm to arseinclarse
You should welcome unfamiliar faces in and encourage them to come back, baw.
Posted on 4/20/25 at 4:52 pm to arseinclarse
Some guy kept looking around taking notes of people on a pad. Not sure why.
This post was edited on 4/20/25 at 5:33 pm
Posted on 4/20/25 at 4:52 pm to The General
I’m going to rewatch it tomorrow. We have a live feed.
Posted on 4/20/25 at 4:54 pm to O
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You should welcome unfamiliar faces in and encourage them to come back, baw.
We do. After every mass, we ask them to stand if it’s their first time. They love it.
If you’re ever in town and want to head over, hit me up.
Posted on 4/20/25 at 4:55 pm to arseinclarse
To be fair, I'm pretty sure the catechism doesn't offer specific guidance on the proper iPhone charging decorum and procedure during mass.
Posted on 4/20/25 at 5:01 pm to arseinclarse
I / my family went to Easter Mass for the first time in years. It was my boys (2yrs) first service outside of Christmas services, everyone was very welcoming and seemed happy to have a new young family attend - even if I did have to leave 6 times because he kept insisting he needed a wee...
The thing I noticed was there was not one fatty there. It made me wonder if it was because of a) the teaching against gluttony or b) fattys probably aren't disciplined enough to turn up.
The sermon had slight changes to how my old priest used to do it and that irked me. Not least using the word "your" instead of "thy".
6/10, likely to do it again
The thing I noticed was there was not one fatty there. It made me wonder if it was because of a) the teaching against gluttony or b) fattys probably aren't disciplined enough to turn up.
The sermon had slight changes to how my old priest used to do it and that irked me. Not least using the word "your" instead of "thy".
6/10, likely to do it again
Posted on 4/20/25 at 5:08 pm to arseinclarse
We went to Vigil Mass last night.
Priest dropped the freaking Chrism Oil during confirmation of new candidates. Somehow, the jar didn't shatter. How I don't know, but he picked it right back up and went through with confirmation.
Told my wife that at least he didn't drop the wine.
Priest dropped the freaking Chrism Oil during confirmation of new candidates. Somehow, the jar didn't shatter. How I don't know, but he picked it right back up and went through with confirmation.
Told my wife that at least he didn't drop the wine.
Posted on 4/20/25 at 5:09 pm to arseinclarse
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I miss simpler times like chiseling the Ten Commandments in stone.

Posted on 4/20/25 at 5:26 pm to arseinclarse
Saw some retard counting fishing shirts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 5:34 pm to engvol
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The sermon had slight changes to how my old priest used to do it and that irked me. Not least using the word "your" instead of "thy".
All those chants were designed to be sung in Latin and they don't sound right in English. Can't imagine what they sound like in Chinese or Swahili.
Posted on 4/20/25 at 5:36 pm to Lexis Dad
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Somehow, the jar didn't shatter.
It was a miracle baw.
Posted on 4/20/25 at 5:37 pm to arseinclarse
I usher at noon Mass weekly and saw an unfamiliar lady wearing a bow in her hair that made her look like she was trying to relive her years as a toddler.
Lady was way too old to be wearing a bow let alone one the size she had in her hair.
Lady was way too old to be wearing a bow let alone one the size she had in her hair.
Posted on 4/20/25 at 5:47 pm to holdmuh keystonelite
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Some guy kept looking around taking notes of people on a pad. Not sure why.
DOGE doing work and making holiday overtime. Protecting the American MAGA ideology from radical religious, social and historical narratives that might allow someone to think that perhaps Jesus and the disciples may not have been blue-eyed Caucasians who built this country.
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