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re: When stump grinding turns into tree humping, you may have a problem
Posted on 11/19/20 at 7:16 am to LSUWoodworker
Posted on 11/19/20 at 7:16 am to LSUWoodworker
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Is it in the report if the tree identifies as female or male ? Have to axe as you cannot assume.
Many species are both. This leaves one wondering if it was a male maple, however.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 7:20 am to arseinclarse
Just trying to get his acorns off.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 8:03 am to LSUtoBOOT
very active Timber profile
Posted on 11/19/20 at 8:17 am to arseinclarse
Anyone with a variation of John Edward in their name is obviously a mouth breather.
This post was edited on 11/19/20 at 8:20 am
Posted on 11/19/20 at 8:20 am to arseinclarse
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say drugs were involved
Posted on 11/19/20 at 8:21 am to arseinclarse
That is the perfect "Sorry for partying" face. 

Posted on 11/19/20 at 8:24 am to Sasquatch Smash
Was he humping trees like this?




Posted on 11/19/20 at 9:00 am to arseinclarse
Fleshlight don't have splinters. Old boy must have had a raging boner.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 9:08 am to arseinclarse
Looks like a cleaner version of West Bank Popeye.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 10:07 am to arseinclarse
baw took those wood pound memes literally!
This post was edited on 11/19/20 at 10:08 am
Posted on 11/19/20 at 10:31 am to reveille
Oh, my bad. I thought you said stump buster not slump buster
Posted on 11/19/20 at 10:45 am to arseinclarse
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When they arrived, they said Fignar ran into a nearby house, which caused its residents to flee in fear.
After seeing what he did to the trees, I guess they felt that they just had to ‘leave’!
Posted on 11/19/20 at 11:11 am to arseinclarse
It is all fun and games until you stick your dick in a woodpecker's hole and come out with a new piercing.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 11:38 am to Run up middle
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Does this qualify as a threesome??
I would say it qualifies as a "treesome".
ETA: dammit...was beat to that one.
Someone already tried to use it...but I bet they met on Tinder.
This post was edited on 11/19/20 at 11:40 am
Posted on 11/19/20 at 11:40 am to arseinclarse
quote:Dem trees done been Fignar banged.
John Edward Fignar
Posted on 11/19/20 at 11:40 am to Chucktown_Badger
Witnesses say the tree was resisting, but the man wouldn't leaf.
This post was edited on 11/19/20 at 11:41 am
Posted on 11/19/20 at 11:46 am to arseinclarse
When asked why he raped a tree, he said,” she’s a birch!”
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