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Where are all the Vader jokes?
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:23 am
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:23 am
I don't have any, just wanna see some.
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:24 am to Meauxjeaux
Did he die for real this time?
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:29 am to Meauxjeaux
Apparently Darth Vader has a billionaire cousin
His name is Tax E. Vader

His name is Tax E. Vader

This post was edited on 5/4/21 at 11:39 am
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:30 am to Meauxjeaux
quote:
I don't have any, just wanna see some.

Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:40 am to Meauxjeaux
May the Fourth be thtrong with you.
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:40 am to Meauxjeaux
quote:
I don't have any, just wanna see some.
Don't force it.
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:44 am to Meauxjeaux
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Q: What did Darth Vader’s teacher say when he was disrupting her class?
A: Sith down and be quiet.
Q: Who serves food at the Death Star restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter
Q: What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader when Vader couldn’t figure out how to use chopsticks at the Chinese Restaurant?
A: Use the forks…
Q: Why did Anakin cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: When did the Jedi start to think Anakin was heading towards the dark side?
A: When he was in the Sith Grade.
Q: What do you call potatoes that turn to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.
Q: Why is Darth Vader always invited to the Emperor’s dinners?
A: He has the forks with him…
Q: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
A: An ele-vader.
Q: Why was Darth Vader’s baseball team always in last place?
A: His teammates always choked…
Q: What did the dentist say to Anakin Skywalker?
A: May the floss be with you.
Q: Where does Darth Vader shop for birthday gifts?
A: At the Darth Maul.
Q: What did Darth Vader’s teacher say when he was disrupting her class?
A: Sith down and be quiet.
Q: Who serves food at the Death Star restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter
Q: What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader when Vader couldn’t figure out how to use chopsticks at the Chinese Restaurant?
A: Use the forks…
Q: Why did Anakin cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: When did the Jedi start to think Anakin was heading towards the dark side?
A: When he was in the Sith Grade.
Q: What do you call potatoes that turn to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.
Q: Why is Darth Vader always invited to the Emperor’s dinners?
A: He has the forks with him…
Q: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
A: An ele-vader.
Q: Why was Darth Vader’s baseball team always in last place?
A: His teammates always choked…
Q: What did the dentist say to Anakin Skywalker?
A: May the floss be with you.
Q: Where does Darth Vader shop for birthday gifts?
A: At the Darth Maul.
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:45 am to WhiskeyBusiness
quote:
His name is Tax E. Vader
*Her real name?
Teedy Cantrell
This post was edited on 5/4/21 at 11:46 am
Posted on 5/4/21 at 1:05 pm to Meauxjeaux
Posted on 5/4/21 at 1:09 pm to soccerfüt
Arrested Development was so good
Posted on 5/4/21 at 1:37 pm to Meauxjeaux
What was Darth Vader's wife's name?
Ella
Ella Vader
Ella
Ella Vader

Posted on 5/4/21 at 1:54 pm to Styxion
quote:
Ella Vader
Bet that relationship had it ups and downs

This post was edited on 5/4/21 at 1:55 pm
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