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Who knew stock video could be so great (NSFW)

Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:28 pm
Posted by Diseasefreeforall
Member since Oct 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:28 pm
Was browsing the Adobe stock video archive and came across these:












This one was captioned "athletic woman engaged on a roller massager. simulator for correction figure and cellulite removal"







The description of this one warns of the perils of sexual harassment



Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
11679 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:32 pm to
You damn virgins need to get off the internet
Posted by paperwasp
23x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
26585 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

athletic woman engaged on a roller massager simulator

Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40335 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:37 pm to


Posted by Diseasefreeforall
Member since Oct 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:37 pm to
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You damn virgins need to get off the internet


I don't know if it's sad or great that I don't feel much different than when was a virgin 40 years ago.
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
6071 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:40 pm to
Those asses are flat as a pancake...meh.
Posted by Vidic
Member since Jan 2010
9292 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

Was browsing the Adobe stock video archive and came across these:


Sheesh
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
10702 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 4:13 pm to
Adobe Stock casting couch incoming
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
69899 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 4:16 pm to
Checks to see if-
a) Adobe is hiring
b) What is their policy on fraternization with coworkers
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Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4180 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 5:15 pm to
Fapping to adobe stock footage is a new low, even for the OT
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4576 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 5:59 pm to
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You damn virgins need to get off the internet


Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79535 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 6:02 pm to
2 and 3 are just mesmerizing
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3698 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 6:41 pm to
When I see stuff like this I think of the models. I'm sure they know they are posing for "stock footage". I just wonder what goes through their mind. Do they think it'll lead to better gigs? Do they tell all their friends the night before they have a shoot tomorrow but like, super serious?
Posted by SRV
Banging in The Rock
Member since Nov 2021
1529 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 7:19 pm to
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You damn virgins need to get off on the internet


Pretty sure that’s what they’re trying to do

Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
37462 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

Fapping to adobe stock footage is a new low, even for the OT


I don’t think the Sears catalog exists anymore.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
52860 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 7:27 pm to


Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
1737 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 7:31 pm to
I could get into this alien penis “roller massager” stuff. Just a close up of your crotch, for Adobe. I enjoy imagining the guys getting paid to do this. Yeah, gotta get that stock video footage, going to need some attractive women in yoga clothes and booty shorts, have them sit on this thing, will be very useful. Touché gentlemen
This post was edited on 12/22/22 at 7:34 pm
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
24860 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 7:42 pm to
Women are amazing
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8433 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

Fapping to adobe stock footage is a new low, even for the OT
Rookies. In the 80's we watched scrambled Cinemax just hoping to catch a glimpse of nudity to get us past the finish line:

Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
60179 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 8:56 pm to


WTF is going on here?
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