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Who knew stock video could be so great (NSFW)
Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:28 pm
Was browsing the Adobe stock video archive and came across these:
This one was captioned "athletic woman engaged on a roller massager. simulator for correction figure and cellulite removal"
The description of this one warns of the perils of sexual harassment





This one was captioned "athletic woman engaged on a roller massager. simulator for correction figure and cellulite removal"



The description of this one warns of the perils of sexual harassment

Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:32 pm to Diseasefreeforall
You damn virgins need to get off the internet
Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:35 pm to Diseasefreeforall
quote:
athletic woman engaged on a roller massager simulator

Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:37 pm to TheRouxGuru
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You damn virgins need to get off the internet
I don't know if it's sad or great that I don't feel much different than when was a virgin 40 years ago.
Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:40 pm to Diseasefreeforall
Those asses are flat as a pancake...meh.
Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:41 pm to Diseasefreeforall
quote:
Was browsing the Adobe stock video archive and came across these:
Sheesh
Posted on 12/22/22 at 4:13 pm to Diseasefreeforall
Adobe Stock casting couch incoming
Posted on 12/22/22 at 4:16 pm to Diseasefreeforall
Checks to see if-
a) Adobe is hiring
b) What is their policy on fraternization with coworkers
a) Adobe is hiring
b) What is their policy on fraternization with coworkers
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Posted on 12/22/22 at 5:15 pm to Diseasefreeforall
Fapping to adobe stock footage is a new low, even for the OT
Posted on 12/22/22 at 5:59 pm to TheRouxGuru
quote:
You damn virgins need to get off the internet

Posted on 12/22/22 at 6:02 pm to Diseasefreeforall
2 and 3 are just mesmerizing
Posted on 12/22/22 at 6:41 pm to STLDawg
When I see stuff like this I think of the models. I'm sure they know they are posing for "stock footage". I just wonder what goes through their mind. Do they think it'll lead to better gigs? Do they tell all their friends the night before they have a shoot tomorrow but like, super serious?
Posted on 12/22/22 at 7:19 pm to TheRouxGuru
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You damn virgins need to get off on the internet
Pretty sure that’s what they’re trying to do
Posted on 12/22/22 at 7:25 pm to STLDawg
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Fapping to adobe stock footage is a new low, even for the OT
I don’t think the Sears catalog exists anymore.
Posted on 12/22/22 at 7:31 pm to VABuckeye
I could get into this alien penis “roller massager” stuff. Just a close up of your crotch, for Adobe. I enjoy imagining the guys getting paid to do this. Yeah, gotta get that stock video footage, going to need some attractive women in yoga clothes and booty shorts, have them sit on this thing, will be very useful. Touché gentlemen
This post was edited on 12/22/22 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 12/22/22 at 7:42 pm to Diseasefreeforall
Women are amazing
Posted on 12/22/22 at 8:48 pm to STLDawg
quote:Rookies. In the 80's we watched scrambled Cinemax just hoping to catch a glimpse of nudity to get us past the finish line:
Fapping to adobe stock footage is a new low, even for the OT

Posted on 12/22/22 at 8:56 pm to Diseasefreeforall

WTF is going on here?
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