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re: Who would win in a fight – grizzly bear or gorilla (poth in their prime)?

Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:34 pm to
Posted by OU Guy
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:34 pm to
I’d like to see grizzly go up against this



The biggest crocodile in the world was Lolong, a saltwater crocodile that measured 6.17 meters (20 feet 3 inches) and weighed 1,075 kg (2,370 lb) before he died in 2013

Or this



Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:38 pm to

Mike Ditka
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:38 pm to
Gorilla all day
Posted by LSUtwolves
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:41 pm to
a tiger would take a grizzly. pretty easily too
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 6:46 pm to
Gorilla
Posted by ghost2most
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 8:21 pm to
Siberian tigers regularly hunt and kill brown bears
Posted by Chastains
Member since Nov 2024
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 8:25 pm to
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nothing on land today can frick with a grizzly bear.


Polar bear would.

Posted by bcoop199
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 8:34 pm to
Grizzly bear would frick up the Gorilla in no time.

quote:

Ive said this a few times - nothing on land today can frick with a grizzly bear.


Wrong, a Polar Bear would win vs a Grizzly Bear. The largest Polar bear males can weigh in excess of 1700 lbs while Grizzly Bears Adult males can get up to 1000 lbs.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 9:05 pm to
A polar bear is a grizzly bear with a white paint job . Everything about them overlaps. The biggest grizzly ever weighed was 2400 pounds and the largest polar bear ever weighed was 2200.

Que all the :aktually: ursus horriblis isn't the same as ursus middendorfist or whatever the kodiak is. They are all the same thing.
This post was edited on 3/27/25 at 9:07 pm
Posted by 308
the backwoods of Mississippi
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 9:06 pm to
A prime Cape Buffalo would gut a grizzly.
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
6811 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 9:08 pm to
I take a Bison.
A bison moving a full speed will demolish a gorilla and seriously injured a bear and the kill it on its second pass.
Posted by TigerbaitTigerbait
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 9:55 pm to
Who would win between big mike and Barry ?
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

ursus horriblis isn't the same as ursus middendorfist


Calm down, Hermione.
Posted by VABuckeye
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:16 pm to
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OU Guy


Jaguar would frick up those gators or whatever they are. They’d never see it coming.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
74865 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:22 pm to
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Poppa gorilla with family, bet on the gorilla


After that, primates except humans, have freakishly strong arms and upper body strength. Early in the battle, gorilla probably has the edge (If he rips the bears head off, game over).
This would never happen. The grizzly could literally knock the shite out of a gorilla, disembowelling it with its massive claws.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:32 pm to
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Mike Ditka
Mini or full-grown?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:33 pm to
LINK

These fight clips are better
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:35 pm to
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Who would win between big mike and Barry ?


Big Mike romps
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:35 pm to
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
10524 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:50 pm to
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Ive said this a few times - nothing on land today can frick with a grizzly bear.


Mr. Elephant laughs at your silly statement. Heck, the elephant would even let the grizzly bring along a friend to try and make it interesting. For about 2 minutes, anyways.
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