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Why are most hot women “starfish” in the bedroom? (Bonus NSFW)
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:31 pm
Been trying to step my game up and get with some OT7+ but the hotter the chick is, I’ve found the less adventurous she is in the sack.
I mean I’m all for doing my thing, but I would like some cooperation and not Patrick from Spongebob.
Here are a few starfish for you baws to see with your own eyes...
Uncanny
I mean I’m all for doing my thing, but I would like some cooperation and not Patrick from Spongebob.
Here are a few starfish for you baws to see with your own eyes...








Uncanny
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:33 pm to DustyDinkleman
Evolution over many generations of back laying
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:34 pm to DustyDinkleman
Ugly ones have to try harder
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:35 pm to LZ83
Calvin Klein is smuggling a yo-yo.
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:36 pm to DustyDinkleman
Lemme see that chocolate starfish
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:36 pm to DustyDinkleman
They gotta make up for being ugly somehow
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:37 pm to DustyDinkleman
What does starfish mean?
Asking for a friend...
Asking for a friend...
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:40 pm to Hogwarts
Just lay there.
But Urban Dictionary has a whole different definition. Just looked, that definition is no longer there.
But Urban Dictionary has a whole different definition. Just looked, that definition is no longer there.
This post was edited on 8/31/18 at 3:43 pm
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:42 pm to DustyDinkleman
Was there a question in there somewhere?
This post was edited on 8/31/18 at 3:43 pm
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:43 pm to DustyDinkleman
Jennifer Aniston is a prime example - and Halle Berry
Either that or they’re bat shite crazy
Either that or they’re bat shite crazy
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:46 pm to Tester1216
quote:
Just lay there.

And calvin cline camel toe for the win!

Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:46 pm to DustyDinkleman
Because they are very attractive women, and men basically foam at the mouth just to have sex with. The guys are often perfectly glad just to get in a fine woman, and bust a nut. This requires little of the woman. They know it, so they don't have to try to be something they aren't. That's why you see marginal chicks who are firecrackers in the bed. There is a reason why people say fat chicks are freaks in the sack, and can suck the black off of a dick.
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:50 pm to Kracka
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can suck the black off of a dick.
Heyyyyy-Yoooooooo!
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:50 pm to Count Chocula

Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:51 pm to Sport Wood
quote:
Calvin Klein is smuggling a yo-yo.
She looks like she's 14
This post was edited on 8/31/18 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:51 pm to DustyDinkleman
7, 2, 4, 7,7, 7, 7, 7
Rest
1, 7, 3, 7, 5, 6, 7, 8, 7
Rest
1, 7, 3, 7, 5, 6, 7, 8, 7
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:52 pm to DustyDinkleman
quote:
Why are most hot women “starfish” in the bedroom? (Bonus NSFW
..because they know they don’t have to be a freak to keep you coming back for more.
Posted on 8/31/18 at 3:52 pm to DustyDinkleman
quote:
Been trying to step my game up and get with some OT7+ but the hotter the chick is, I’ve found the less adventurous she is in the sack.
Simple, they do not have to...
They ugly chicks you are used to have to be more adventurous because , well...they are ugly.
This post was edited on 8/31/18 at 3:53 pm
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