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Would you let your wife sell farts in a jar online?
Posted on 4/28/23 at 9:51 pm
Posted on 4/28/23 at 9:51 pm
No webcam and no pics racier than a bikini.
$50 per jar.
Apparently the real money is in custom smell hard but some people request you eat some really weird stuff or wait too long after eating, etc.
Where would you draw the line?
$50 per jar.
Apparently the real money is in custom smell hard but some people request you eat some really weird stuff or wait too long after eating, etc.
Where would you draw the line?
This post was edited on 4/28/23 at 9:53 pm
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Posted on 4/28/23 at 9:52 pm to Richard Grayson
You buying?
Posted on 4/28/23 at 9:52 pm to Richard Grayson
She would have to sell my farts in a jar because she doesn't fart
Posted on 4/28/23 at 9:53 pm to Richard Grayson
Hell, I'd help her fill them.
Posted on 4/28/23 at 9:54 pm to Richard Grayson
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No webcam and no pics racier than a bikini.
I’d buy one if there’s a camera in the bottom of the jar while she’s filling it
Posted on 4/28/23 at 9:56 pm to Richard Grayson
Why don’t you fart in the jar and say that it was your wife?
Posted on 4/28/23 at 9:56 pm to fightin tigers
It’s a legitimate question.
It’s not porn and it’s doesn’t seem evil at all. It’s not something that can ruin you even. Would anyone even be mad if they found out? As in companies and friends?
It’s just absurd and weird but you can make serious money.
Can you believe we’ve reached a point in society where you could legitimately make a living by having chatgpt create a woman and a voice that goes along with your farts in a jar?
That says all kinds of things about our society as a whole.
It’s not porn and it’s doesn’t seem evil at all. It’s not something that can ruin you even. Would anyone even be mad if they found out? As in companies and friends?
It’s just absurd and weird but you can make serious money.
Can you believe we’ve reached a point in society where you could legitimately make a living by having chatgpt create a woman and a voice that goes along with your farts in a jar?
That says all kinds of things about our society as a whole.
Posted on 4/28/23 at 9:57 pm to Richard Grayson
Yes. And feet pics and new underwear she bought at target she says is used.
Posted on 4/28/23 at 9:58 pm to Richard Grayson
So I guess I have two questions to start:
1. How big do we think the jar-fart market is?
2. What's the most common technique to fill a jar? Are they just farting into a jar or are they doing it properly in the tub with an upside-down water-filled jar and bubbling the farts up into it?
1. How big do we think the jar-fart market is?
2. What's the most common technique to fill a jar? Are they just farting into a jar or are they doing it properly in the tub with an upside-down water-filled jar and bubbling the farts up into it?
Posted on 4/28/23 at 9:58 pm to Richard Grayson
Can a fart really be jarred? (Canned)
I may have to try
I may have to try
Posted on 4/28/23 at 9:59 pm to Richard Grayson
Idea for a spinoff-
Queefs in a jar.
Surely there's a market for it
Queefs in a jar.
Surely there's a market for it
Posted on 4/28/23 at 9:59 pm to Richard Grayson
Do you want pink eye? Because that's how you get pink eye.
Posted on 4/28/23 at 10:00 pm to Richard Grayson
quote:
Would you let your wife sell farts in a jar online?
Of course. That's how we met.
Posted on 4/28/23 at 10:00 pm to Korkstand
quote:
What's the most common technique to fill a jar? Are they just farting into a jar or are they doing it properly in the tub with an upside-down water-filled jar and bubbling the farts up into it?
This is the kind of genius idea we can use.
Should we get a group of TDrs together and sell farts?
Posted on 4/28/23 at 10:04 pm to Korkstand
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Are they just farting into a jar or are they doing it properly in the tub with an upside-down water-filled jar and bubbling the farts up into it?
We got a regular Fartimedes over here. A real Isaac Pootin.
Posted on 4/28/23 at 10:05 pm to Richard Grayson
I know of a perfume that sells for a lot of money that contains methane from a very famous woman.
Posted on 4/28/23 at 10:06 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:They absolutely can be jarred using the tub technique I mentioned above. As a teen I collected about a week's worth of pure concentrated tub farts and as I recall I was disappointed that the smell wasn't too awful when I turned them loose.
Can a fart really be jarred? (Canned)
I may have to try
Posted on 4/28/23 at 10:07 pm to Korkstand
quote:
2. What's the most common technique to fill a jar? Are they just farting into a jar or are they doing it properly in the tub with an upside-down water-filled jar and bubbling the farts up into it?
Did you just invent the fart bong?
Posted on 4/28/23 at 10:08 pm to SlidellCajun
Anyone speak Japanese, I'm trying to set up a website for my wife.
Posted on 4/28/23 at 10:08 pm to Richard Grayson
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Should we get a group of TDrs together and sell farts?
You son of a bitch, I'm in
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