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re: Would you wear shorts to a strip club?

Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:32 am to
Posted by SparkyAvenger
MLB U
Member since Dec 2013
832 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 3:32 am to
Boxers and slacks.
Posted by dillpickleLSU
Philadelphia, PA
Member since Oct 2005
26298 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 6:21 am to
Why would a straight man own a vibrator???
Posted by SpicyStacy
stout's fave
Member since Aug 2010
13344 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 7:59 am to
Usually I wear a gstring and lots of glitter!!


Sweatpants and windpants on men =
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126180 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:05 am to
i have friends who have done basketball shorts and sweat pants
Posted by SuzukiGoat
Atchafalaya Basin
Member since Jan 2014
1086 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:33 am to
quote:

Why would a straight man own a vibrator???


Every guy in college needs a sex drawer...and it needs to have more than A vibrator in it.

Make one girl see god and you don't need game.
Posted by 4WHLN
Drinking at the Cottage Inn
Member since Mar 2013
7609 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:35 am to
yep and see no problems with this
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
20295 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:45 am to
this man knows the score.
Posted by dillpickleLSU
Philadelphia, PA
Member since Oct 2005
26298 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:46 am to
quote:


Every guy in college needs a sex drawer...and it needs to have more than A vibrator in it.

Make one girl see god and you don't need game.


ok, let me take advice from a guy who likes fat chicks.....
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:46 am to
I believe I have worn shorts to a strip club.

It doesn't matter what you wear. It's a strip club.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68786 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:48 am to
quote:

I believe I have worn shorts to a strip club.

It doesn't matter what you wear. It's a strip club.


Yes and yes.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:02 am to
quote:

Would you wear shorts to a strip club?


might as well wipe yourself down with a petri dish of cooties
Posted by Ironbat31
Member since Jul 2013
805 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:04 am to
quote:

either crazyhorse will get you what you want


looks better then the ones in BR
Posted by SuzukiGoat
Atchafalaya Basin
Member since Jan 2014
1086 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:06 am to
quote:

ok, let me take advice from a guy who likes fat chicks.....


We all settle occasionally. I'm sure I've settled for things you'd be happy to have.

But the two websites a college guy needs to order from constantly...Amazon.com and condomdepot. CD gives discounts for ordering 100+. The discounts on 1000 were also worth it.
Posted by Envy
Garden District
Member since Mar 2011
1941 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:07 am to
The only way to go is loose fitting sweat pants.
Posted by SuzukiGoat
Atchafalaya Basin
Member since Jan 2014
1086 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:11 am to
And to contribute to this thread...when forced to the strip club, I sit at the bar. The disease riddled addicts aren't getting near this.

Never..
Ever...
Ever...
Tell the stripper you're the designated driver for the bachelor party.

Also...as a white guy, don't shave your head and then go to a strip club. It's like waiving around a big bag of stripper bait.
This post was edited on 2/24/14 at 9:12 am
Posted by Mr. Tom Morrow
Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe
Member since Jun 2012
6847 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Ironbat31


So are you a freshman, senior, or liar?
This post was edited on 2/24/14 at 9:28 am
Posted by Ironbat31
Member since Jul 2013
805 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:30 am to
Ill be real with you. I am a senior, but I transferred here. I am a virgin who needs help with girls. And I am serious about rushing a frat. And I am going to a strip club soon.
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11408 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:31 am to
I usually wear those old school Umbro shorts with no underwear.
Posted by Mr. Tom Morrow
Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe
Member since Jun 2012
6847 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:31 am to
So why did you lie about being a freshman?
Posted by Ironbat31
Member since Jul 2013
805 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:32 am to
quote:

Tell the stripper you're the designated driver for the bachelor party.


Why does this even matter?
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