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You can't even take the ole lady out for a nice meal any more

Posted on 4/26/25 at 4:46 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102168 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 4:46 pm
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This margarita came with a twisssst.

A snake dropped out of the ceiling of a Mexican restaurant and landed in a woman’s margarita, leaving her rattled.

Carletta Andrews said she’d just finished dinner on April 16 with her husband at Patron Mexican Restaurant and Cantina in Sandston, Virginia, when she felt something hit her forehead, according to 8News.

“I looked at my husband like what was that,” Andrews explained, adding she’s “scarred” for life. “When I turned around, I saw the snake in my margarita.”

Andrews said the snake — a baby of indeterminate species — started curling itself around her drink’s straw.

“I kept saying please don’t let it go in my purse,” she said. “I left shaking, I was traumatized.” She has not said if she plans to sue.

Restaurant workers rushed in to try to remove the snake with a stick. But another patron grabbed the snake and release it to the wild.

Andrews said the restaurant offered to move her to a booth, but she just wanted to go home.


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Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3216 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 4:50 pm to
Normally the wife finishes a margarita before the snake comes out.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82564 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 4:50 pm to
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she’s “scarred” for life


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I was traumatized.


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She has not said if she plans to sue.



of course she will
Posted by BuddyRoeaux
Northshore
Member since Jun 2019
2768 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 4:51 pm to
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You can't even take the ole lady out for a nice meal any moreby WhuckFistleNormally the wife finishes a margarita before the snake comes out.


You nailed it.

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Posted by Outdoorreb
Member since Oct 2019
2628 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 4:59 pm to
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Normally the wife finishes a margarita before the snake comes out.


Normally the wife *has to* finish margarita(s) before the snake comes out.

FIFY
Posted by BuddyRoeaux
Northshore
Member since Jun 2019
2768 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:02 pm to
Be careful after the fifth margarita.
Posted by PerplenGold
TX
Member since Nov 2021
1839 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:45 pm to
That’s a spicy margarita
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129871 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:47 pm to
Usually the snake comes out a little later
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150063 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 6:08 pm to
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felt something hit her forehead
I hate it when that happens

Since it ackshewly happened to me at a motel in Houston

Srsly
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adding she’s “scarred” for life.
Ohhhh... I just remembered, so am I

Anybody got a lawyer to recommend
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153609 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 6:29 pm to
I guess tequila companies finally upgraded their worms.
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6045 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 7:03 pm to
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“I looked at my husband like what was that,” Andrews explained, adding she’s “scarred” for life. “When I turned around, I saw the snake in my margarita.”

Andrews said the snake — a baby of indeterminate species — started curling itself around her drink’s straw.
quote:


But there's booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
131 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 9:02 pm to
Ahh, the old snake in the margarita trick. Usually people just put short and curlies in the chicken.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21096 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 9:29 pm to
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scarred for life


Drama queen
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92411 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:06 pm to
The snake was there looking for rats.

:letthatsnakein:
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