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Can a stair lift chair be built that can be used on AIR FORCE ONE for Joey?
Posted on 4/20/24 at 7:59 am
Posted on 4/20/24 at 7:59 am
We are in an election season. Certainly, there is a way to help our President out. They have been using the short stairs on the tail of AF1 but Joey even has trouble on the short stairs. I have been hammered by buddies from other countries regarding the fact our President has to take the short stairs.
In the very least, is there a GIF that can be provided to show the world how much easier it would be for Joey to just use a Stair Lift Chair? We need a GIF showing Joey sitting in the Stair Lift Chair.
I COULD GO ON AND ON AND ON ......
In the very least, is there a GIF that can be provided to show the world how much easier it would be for Joey to just use a Stair Lift Chair? We need a GIF showing Joey sitting in the Stair Lift Chair.
I COULD GO ON AND ON AND ON ......
This post was edited on 4/20/24 at 8:00 am
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Posted on 4/20/24 at 8:34 am to Timeoday
Posted on 4/20/24 at 9:07 am to Timeoday
Good question. They would use a loading bridge for boarding before they did that. It may happen if he is reelected.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 9:12 am to Timeoday
The Whitehouse physician should write orders prohibiting him from traveling.
Also...
No solid foods
No lifting objects heavier than 6 lbs 8 ozs
Carpeting should be securely fastened down. Tack down edges of carpets and rugs.
Remove throw rugs that bunch up or slide, use skid-resistant rugs.
Keep walkways clear of clutter, especially electrical and telephone cords.
Place bright, contrasting colored tape on the top and bottom of steps of stairways.
Install and use secure handrails along the full length of both sides of stairways and hallways.
Place slip-resistant material on bare stairs.
Be alert to pets who can pop up in front of or behind you.
Have a daily check-in time with a friend, family member or neighbor by phone. This will alert someone if there is a problem and you are unable to answer the phone.
Always try to see who is at the door before opening it. Look through a peephole or a safe window. Ask any stranger who he or she is, what organization he or she represents and ask them to show their organizational identification. Keep the door locked if you are uneasy.
Also...
No solid foods
No lifting objects heavier than 6 lbs 8 ozs
Carpeting should be securely fastened down. Tack down edges of carpets and rugs.
Remove throw rugs that bunch up or slide, use skid-resistant rugs.
Keep walkways clear of clutter, especially electrical and telephone cords.
Place bright, contrasting colored tape on the top and bottom of steps of stairways.
Install and use secure handrails along the full length of both sides of stairways and hallways.
Place slip-resistant material on bare stairs.
Be alert to pets who can pop up in front of or behind you.
Have a daily check-in time with a friend, family member or neighbor by phone. This will alert someone if there is a problem and you are unable to answer the phone.
Always try to see who is at the door before opening it. Look through a peephole or a safe window. Ask any stranger who he or she is, what organization he or she represents and ask them to show their organizational identification. Keep the door locked if you are uneasy.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 9:15 am to Timeoday
Posted on 4/20/24 at 9:16 am to Timeoday
Something like this should work
Posted on 4/20/24 at 9:36 am to MemphisGuy
If we could get a GIF of Joey going up the stairs or being carried by Secret Service, it would help so many of us whose primary concern regarding Joey, going forward, is that he does not fall and hit his head which might deprive us of his much needed leadership as an unlawfully elected president.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 9:45 am to Timeoday
Im shocked he hasnt broken a hip
Posted on 4/20/24 at 10:25 am to Timeoday
Send a formal request to the Vatican for plans for the assorted vehicles that they are using to move the immobile Pope around.
Lots of lifts and wheels are involved.
It's sort of a shame that FDR's disabilities were hidden. That set a precedent. It would have been possible for Biden to have a broken leg or something that prevented him from walking.
Lots of lifts and wheels are involved.
It's sort of a shame that FDR's disabilities were hidden. That set a precedent. It would have been possible for Biden to have a broken leg or something that prevented him from walking.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 11:06 am to Timeoday
Posted on 4/20/24 at 12:20 pm to Toomer Deplorable
That is exactly what Joey needs. See how relaxed and comfortable he feels. Heck, he is so relaxed he forgot to wear his shades!!
Thank You Very Much. I knew a solution could be found!!
Thank You Very Much. I knew a solution could be found!!
Posted on 4/20/24 at 12:44 pm to Timeoday
Can't lift soft Shite.......
Like a soft serve ice cream.
He would need a shopvac to lift him into Air Force One
Like a soft serve ice cream.
He would need a shopvac to lift him into Air Force One
Posted on 4/20/24 at 12:45 pm to Timeoday
If we could get a voice-vote like congress, I'd like to nominate a catapult.
Faster and cooler!
Faster and cooler!
Posted on 4/20/24 at 2:17 pm to Timeoday
just use a clown cannon
Posted on 4/20/24 at 2:25 pm to Timeoday
Posted on 4/20/24 at 2:46 pm to TigerVespamon
This is getting really good and looks like it might last for another term. Does it lift him out when he gets to the top or bottom of the stairs? Is there a speaker attached that will tell Joey to turn around and wave?
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