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Confirm please: The 55 yo from Alabama that died at the Capitol seige

Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:06 pm
Posted by EthanL
Auburn,AL
Member since Oct 2011
6963 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:06 pm
Let me be clear: I don’t have a link...

...but did he try to steal a painting from the Capitol and accidentally taze himself in the balls and have a heart-attack??
This post was edited on 1/7/21 at 7:07 pm
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
24336 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:07 pm to
Do what?
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
149300 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:07 pm to
You should raze yourself with a bulldozer.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
119603 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:07 pm to
There was a rumor of someone accidentally tazing themselves and having a heart attack. Not sure.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
34951 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:07 pm to
Da fuq?
Posted by LSUKNUT
Naples, Florida
Member since Jun 2007
2340 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:08 pm to
Is that Bama speak?
Posted by EthanL
Auburn,AL
Member since Oct 2011
6963 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:08 pm to
I wasn’t trying to make a joke. I was listening to the radio and they were saying the taser went off accidentally next to his crotch as he was reaching for a painting
Posted by HandGrenade
Member since Oct 2010
11232 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:10 pm to
Take a lap
Posted by Tider13
Member since Jun 2020
932 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:12 pm to
Never go full retard son
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
64510 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:13 pm to
C’mon dude, if you are a dude
Posted by mmcgrath
Indianapolis
Member since Feb 2010
36557 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:16 pm to
We need a brave patriot on here to disprove the theory that you can give yourself a heart attack by tazing yourself in the balls.
Posted by Lee B
Member since Dec 2018
2418 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:16 pm to
A painting of former Speaker of the House Tip O'Neill, according to reports I've seen... no confirmations, though.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

We need a brave patriot on here to disprove the theory that you can give yourself a heart attack by tazing yourself in the balls.




We need a leftist a-hole to shoot themselves in the head to see how big of a mess it makes
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54691 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:20 pm to
His family denies he was involved in entering the Capitol, but they weren’t with him.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
33144 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

We need a brave patriot on here to disprove the theory that you can give yourself a heart attack by tazing yourself in the balls.

Man I don't know, that sounds complicated. I'd suggest your assisting in the experiment by firmly applying the tazer to the relevant area, careful to exercise care, concern and compassion all the while.
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
2668 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:22 pm to
I heard a rumor that you blow dogs. Seems highly plausible. Ill take it as fact.
Posted by ChoadieMcSmalls
Look behind you
Member since Jul 2012
1696 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:22 pm to
There was a picture posted today, I thought I saw it here, but it showed a guy in the crowd who was holding what looked like a painting with a gold colored frame.

He looked younger than 55 though.
Posted by mmcgrath
Indianapolis
Member since Feb 2010
36557 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

gthog61


Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15070 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:24 pm to
I don’t want to make light of anyone’s death but that is one helluva way to go out
Posted by Reginald Dewper37
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
254 posts
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:25 pm to
1,000 ways to die territory. Rest in piece patriot
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