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Confirm please: The 55 yo from Alabama that died at the Capitol seige
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:06 pm
Let me be clear: I don’t have a link...
...but did he try to steal a painting from the Capitol and accidentally taze himself in the balls and have a heart-attack??
...but did he try to steal a painting from the Capitol and accidentally taze himself in the balls and have a heart-attack??
This post was edited on 1/7/21 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:07 pm to EthanL
You should raze yourself with a bulldozer.
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:07 pm to EthanL
There was a rumor of someone accidentally tazing themselves and having a heart attack. Not sure.
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:08 pm to the808bass
I wasn’t trying to make a joke. I was listening to the radio and they were saying the taser went off accidentally next to his crotch as he was reaching for a painting
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:13 pm to EthanL
C’mon dude, if you are a dude
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:16 pm to the808bass
We need a brave patriot on here to disprove the theory that you can give yourself a heart attack by tazing yourself in the balls.
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:16 pm to EthanL
A painting of former Speaker of the House Tip O'Neill, according to reports I've seen... no confirmations, though.
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:18 pm to mmcgrath
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We need a brave patriot on here to disprove the theory that you can give yourself a heart attack by tazing yourself in the balls.
We need a leftist a-hole to shoot themselves in the head to see how big of a mess it makes
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:20 pm to EthanL
His family denies he was involved in entering the Capitol, but they weren’t with him.
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:22 pm to mmcgrath
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We need a brave patriot on here to disprove the theory that you can give yourself a heart attack by tazing yourself in the balls.
Man I don't know, that sounds complicated. I'd suggest your assisting in the experiment by firmly applying the tazer to the relevant area, careful to exercise care, concern and compassion all the while.
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:22 pm to EthanL
I heard a rumor that you blow dogs. Seems highly plausible. Ill take it as fact.
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:22 pm to EthanL
There was a picture posted today, I thought I saw it here, but it showed a guy in the crowd who was holding what looked like a painting with a gold colored frame.
He looked younger than 55 though.
He looked younger than 55 though.
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:24 pm to EthanL
I don’t want to make light of anyone’s death but that is one helluva way to go out
Posted on 1/7/21 at 7:25 pm to bbeck
1,000 ways to die territory. Rest in piece patriot
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