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re: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem robbed in DC restaurant

Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:05 pm to
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
28130 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:05 pm to
The Capital Grille can be a very sketchy place to eat at these days.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13356 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:07 pm to
Doesn’t she have bodyguards I’ll volunteer for a night shift
This post was edited on 4/21/25 at 12:33 pm
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
25389 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Guessing it turns out to be an attempted bag snatching and not a robbery



Talk about NewSpeak.
Posted by Big4SALTbro
Member since Jun 2019
20429 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:10 pm to
Still how do you let someone snatch her bag as security
Posted by GeauxBurrow312
Member since Nov 2024
2039 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:11 pm to
If that’s the case, they surely support the maximum penalty on the perp then… right?
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
21259 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:14 pm to
wtf she doesn't have a detail?
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
52833 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Guessing it turns out to be an attempted bag snatching and not a robbery


Sudden or stealthy seizure or snatching is a robbery in DC.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
22782 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

she should stay kitted out in tac gear all the time

Why would that have mattered?

It’s not like the perp started chomping the neighbor’s chickens or something.
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
20925 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:18 pm to
Does she not have security?? What the frick?
Posted by KwoodTiger
Member since Aug 2011
965 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

Doesn’t she have bodyguards

She has a secret service detail…
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
11939 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:19 pm to
Bo Snerdly is reporting she had $3000 cash in her purse. Who carries that much cash?
Posted by Big4SALTbro
Member since Jun 2019
20429 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:21 pm to
How does a detail allow someone that close to her that they could snatch her purse? Holy frick our secret service is an absolute disaster right now
Posted by Reagan80
Earth
Member since Feb 2023
613 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:23 pm to
Glad she’s ok, but that’s pretty dumb carrying that much cash in DC. Nothing will happen to the thief.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
83262 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

Talk about NewSpeak.


How so?

Larceny by itself is not robbery in most places. Someone mentioned purse snatching may be in DC - so I can't speak to that.

But I think it's relevant to the question of security (ie, a taking by force against our DHS secretary which is what most would think when "robbery" is used).
Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
515 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

"sources confirm"


Hoo boy.

So another Cabinet member is victimized by public humiliation? DHS no less? Not believable, but ok.

Something stinks to medium heaven. Hard to believe what's happened thus far (or rather NOT happened)

* Noem (robbed in DC of all places)

* Hegseth (supposed sloppiness in sharing info + email included media member)

* Bondi (Eppy File binder debacle, totally impotent)

* Kash (Big Zero thus far, backing off from cleaning up Dodge)

RFK (backed way off of opposing Big Pharm and vaxxes; now suddenly a proponent. The good news: He's tackled our #1 problem: Red Dye #3 as Monsanto expands GMO ops along with US human/farm-killer Gates.)

Who's next?


Posted by rltiger
Metairie
Member since Oct 2004
1352 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

Bo Snerdly is reporting she had $3000 cash in her purse. Who carries that much cash?



Pfff, Ron Abernathy got $3k stolen out of his van in the early 80’s when he was out recruiting.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
4404 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 1:07 pm to
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EphesianArmor


Your list is bullshite.
Posted by FlyingPelican
St. George, Louisiana
Member since Sep 2021
196 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

Bo Snerdly is reporting

Bo Snerdly is still around? Radio show? Podcast? Where would I find his show so I listen to him?
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
11769 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 1:31 pm to
Stole her makeup. Somebody better get her more stat. That lady wears enough to scrape it off with a butter knife.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
61575 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 1:43 pm to
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FFS the Homeland Security Secretary - effectively the domestic SECDEF - doesn't have a fricking security detail?


One thing that we consistently do in our society is vastly overrate the effectiveness of "security"

Look at the trump shooter (the one that actually hit him) not the best example bc of whatever behind the scenes shite that may or may not have been going on but also look at the health care CEO that had security, look at this event. Look at others. Having security isn't some end all be all. Things can get by them

Honestly if I was someone like her and it was legal (prolly isn't in DC) I'd have a gun on me at all times and even that won't stop 100% of people who might just decide to shoot you in the back of the head one day
This post was edited on 4/21/25 at 1:44 pm
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