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If we had sex with trees we wouldn't cut them down
Posted on 9/3/18 at 8:48 am
Posted on 9/3/18 at 8:48 am
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Posted on 9/3/18 at 8:50 am to Zach
Got wood?
Posted on 9/3/18 at 8:53 am to Zach
Back in the day, these people would have been stuffed into straight jackets and locked in padded cells.
We need to bring back asylums and involuntary commitment again.
We need to bring back asylums and involuntary commitment again.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 8:55 am to Zach
Illegal aliens cut down women all the time and have sex with them too
Posted on 9/3/18 at 8:57 am to Zach
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Posted on 9/3/18 at 8:57 am to el Gaucho
I've got a very old oak in my front yard. I think I'll have a talk with her... 'Honey, I love you. But you really need to lose 5,000 pounds.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 9:05 am to Zach
And ironically, these idiots most likely own more tree based items/products than all of us in this thread combined.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 9:05 am to Zach
Posted on 9/3/18 at 9:22 am to Zach
Number murder suspect is always the spouse, so no, we would frick trees then kill them.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 9:24 am to Zach
The author of the article. Screwing a tree is probably the only wood she will ever get.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 9:51 am to Zach
Oh, I can't have sex with a tree that's been cut down, huh? Challenge accepted.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 9:51 am to Zach
quote:Dims would still cut them down. Allows room for growth of younger saplings, which some of them so obviously prefer...
If we had sex with trees
Posted on 9/3/18 at 10:06 am to Zach
If we co7ld only convince the rapid reproducing Muslims in Europe to breed rubber trees we could save Europe from extinction.......
Posted on 9/3/18 at 10:07 am to Smeg
quote:support
these people would have been stuffed into straight jackets and locked in padded cells.
We need to bring back asylums and involuntary commitment again.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 10:24 am to Zach
Author of study. Say no more.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 11:42 am to Zach
So, Vegans should support sex with animals so we wouldn't eat them....
Posted on 9/3/18 at 11:52 am to Zach
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 11:54 am to Zach
About 30 years ago, they were clearing a lot behind my house. There was a lone pine tree on the property and they set it on fire. I swear to God, as the flames blazed, it honestly sounded like the tree started screaming and kept screaming.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 12:01 pm to Enadious
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as the flames blazed, it honestly sounded like the tree started screaming and kept screaming.
The escaping of water vapor from within the tree?
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