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In honor of Norm passing today the time he called B Clinton a murderer on The View

Posted on 9/14/21 at 4:59 pm
Posted by stout
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 4:59 pm
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 5:01 pm to
Holy shite Norm is dead?!?!

I’ve been stuck in meetings with Atlanta Public Schools all day.

I didn’t think this day could get worse.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 5:02 pm to
Definitely one of his finer moments
Posted by Stingray
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 5:04 pm to
I really have enjoyed this.
It was like he was indicting the view on their silence on Bill Cosby.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 5:05 pm to
I literally just got in my car and decided to sit here for a few minutes before getting out of this shithole Atlanta and heading back to God’s country of Woodstock.

Let’s see what’s going on...tigerdroppings...poli board...frick
Posted by stout
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 5:09 pm to
Fought cancer for 9 years without telling anyone

quote:

"When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous." - Norm MacDonald, 2011



Norm on cancer
This post was edited on 9/14/21 at 5:10 pm
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 5:13 pm to

Posted by Kjnstkmn
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Posted on 9/16/21 at 6:32 pm to
LINK BB

Millions Convert To Christianity After Heaven Begins Advertising Norm Macdonald Shows

quote:

HEAVEN—Millions around the world are converting to the Christian religion after Heaven announced they now have nightly Norm MacDonald stand-up comedy every night forever.

Comedian Norm MacDonald bravely fought cancer for almost ten years but then at the end there he got a little less brave and the cancer got more brave and started to win. However, it turns out that when you die, the cancer dies too, so it was really a draw.

Upon his passing, MacDonald immediately sought out a small comedy club on the streets of gold and began telling a centuries-long version of the moth joke. He is also expected to make jokes about OJ for the rest of eternity and let God know what he thinks of Satan. Namely, that the guy sounds like a real jerk.

Back on Earth, history was made as people actually checked Norm’s Twitter account hoping to see more golf tweets.

Heaven has announced that it will be doing a Norm MacDonald Live reboot and has already announced a huge lineup of guests including John Candy, Mark Twain, Walt Disney, GK Chesterton, and more.

When asked why Norm was taken at age 61, representatives from the afterlife said that they had waited long enough to get the best stand-up comic in existence into one of their local clubs. “You can only watch a guy go that underrated for so long,“ one angel said. “He’s ours now."
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 9/16/21 at 6:44 pm to
That was incredible. Thanks for posting.
Posted by Sput
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Posted on 9/16/21 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

I’ve been stuck in meetings with Atlanta Public Schools all day.


Did you have to memorize the Black Anthem and the Woke Pledge of Allegiance?
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