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Interceptor - review of latest woke Netflix Movie
Posted on 6/3/22 at 8:33 pm
Posted on 6/3/22 at 8:33 pm
Okay... the review so you don't have to watch review.
WTH?
Interceptor. A movie about something the left fought tooth and nail against from before Reagan to now. But, it saves their arse.
That was point one of the stupidity. The hero - female, immigrant sounding women of a white dude with no accent (go figure) saves America.
Elsa Pataky
yeah, she is hot... one good thing the movie has going for it.
110 or less pound Elsa opens up by beating and stabbing in the eye a 300lb trained mercenary with a disassembled handgun. She proceeds to beat the hell out of everyone, even after taking a shot to the arm... no exit wound. The "patriots" are the bad guys. The heroes are immigrants... including an Indian dude who is portrayed as a weakling (like to get Indian special forces or Nepal Gurkhas views on this) who gets killed after a brief moment of heroism.
The hero does some great - and impossible - acrobatics with wounded arm to get across some hanging stairs.
Gets to the top of platform to launch missiles that the left hates but believes exists (ask my wacko left-wing sister) to shoot down the Russian missiles.
Oh, and did I mention the women president? Well, I would take her over "can't say a coherent sentence" Kamala and Potato brains Joe.
What a POS movie... but, Elsa Pataky is hot as hell. I thought she was the wonder women actress, but one of my kids canceled me. Said that is Gal Gadot. Shrugg.
Anyway, it is funny that they are portraying Reagan's Star Wars as something that is saving our shithole cities. Maybe, the terrorist in this case were right? The country would be better? Nah, there are good and innocent people in these cities. We want to save everyone. It is the conservative way.
Also, a couple of other totally ridiculous parts of the movies.
1). they think American money would have value after taking out 16 US cities and contaminating the world... oh, and the USA counterstrike (if it happened)?
2). A secret base in the Pacific???
3). No major security on the base???
4). Army and Navy working together?
5). Why not bring explosives and blow up the interceptor missiles and/or radar dome? They try to explain as the they are more reinforced than the control room, but damn.
WTH?
Interceptor. A movie about something the left fought tooth and nail against from before Reagan to now. But, it saves their arse.

That was point one of the stupidity. The hero - female, immigrant sounding women of a white dude with no accent (go figure) saves America.
Elsa Pataky

yeah, she is hot... one good thing the movie has going for it.
110 or less pound Elsa opens up by beating and stabbing in the eye a 300lb trained mercenary with a disassembled handgun. She proceeds to beat the hell out of everyone, even after taking a shot to the arm... no exit wound. The "patriots" are the bad guys. The heroes are immigrants... including an Indian dude who is portrayed as a weakling (like to get Indian special forces or Nepal Gurkhas views on this) who gets killed after a brief moment of heroism.
The hero does some great - and impossible - acrobatics with wounded arm to get across some hanging stairs.
Gets to the top of platform to launch missiles that the left hates but believes exists (ask my wacko left-wing sister) to shoot down the Russian missiles.
Oh, and did I mention the women president? Well, I would take her over "can't say a coherent sentence" Kamala and Potato brains Joe.
What a POS movie... but, Elsa Pataky is hot as hell. I thought she was the wonder women actress, but one of my kids canceled me. Said that is Gal Gadot. Shrugg.
Anyway, it is funny that they are portraying Reagan's Star Wars as something that is saving our shithole cities. Maybe, the terrorist in this case were right? The country would be better? Nah, there are good and innocent people in these cities. We want to save everyone. It is the conservative way.
Also, a couple of other totally ridiculous parts of the movies.
1). they think American money would have value after taking out 16 US cities and contaminating the world... oh, and the USA counterstrike (if it happened)?
2). A secret base in the Pacific???
3). No major security on the base???
4). Army and Navy working together?

5). Why not bring explosives and blow up the interceptor missiles and/or radar dome? They try to explain as the they are more reinforced than the control room, but damn.
Posted on 6/3/22 at 8:58 pm to GhostOfFreedom
She’s married to Thor. Watched about 30 minutes of it before turning it off.
Posted on 6/3/22 at 9:10 pm to GhostOfFreedom
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110 or less pound Elsa opens up by beating and stabbing in the eye a 300lb trained mercenary with a disassembled handgun.
You didn't save me from watching it because I hadn't planned on it, but this particular cliche is just stupid. Women snipers? Sure. Fighter pilots? Ok. But 120lb women who look like Victorias Secret models (well, what they used to look like, I have no idea what their standards are now) do not go around kicking the hell out of trained 250lb men, or out of untrained 250lb men for that matter. It just doesn't happen. I don't ask a lot of brain candy action movies, but have them take out the bad guys by shooting them or knocking them out from behind. Launching into a choreographed MMA fight between Barbie and some 6'2" Spetsnaz hired gun is just a bridge too far.
Posted on 6/3/22 at 9:24 pm to Flats
Yeah, I am down with "scarlet witch" defeating physically superior opponents with magic or their telepathy or even outwitting them, but hand to hand is stupid.
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