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Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone have been cast in a new movie

Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:37 am
Posted by anc
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Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:37 am
Jennifer Lawrence has been cast as Jesus Christ and Emma Stone as Judas in Martin Scorsese’s next movie, set to shoot later this year. It will be a gender-reversed, modern telling of the biblical events set in Southern California.



There is a bidding war between Apple, Netflix, Sony, Paramount, and Universal. Amazon wanted in but the movie's backers didn't want Amazon involved.

Posted by RTM4
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Member since Apr 2018
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Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:38 am to
This has got to be the BEE right?
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:38 am to
Hahaa....these people are fking loons...
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:39 am to
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Martin Scorsese’s


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gender-reversed, modern telling of the biblical events set in Southern California.


Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8376 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:39 am to
Well… I’ll reserve judgement until the colossally bad numbers after it is released.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
39324 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:39 am to
This country is under a generational curse and the subsequent generations are making it worse. We need a revival in the worst way.
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:39 am to
Someone tell Scorsese to nut-up and make a movie about mohammed and his child-bride......

Now I wonder WHY he would be hesitant to do a thing like that....
Posted by Ribbed
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2023
2745 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:41 am to
Can't wait for the Christianity Today and David Frum reviews.
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:42 am to
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but why?


He's basically doing what SFP/AggieHank/DisplacedButthole/Crazy4LSU/Powerman would do if they had the talent to make a movie, being a shitlord and attacking Christians, nothing more.

Of course, none of those puzzies would have the stones to mock islam (which is infinitely more deserving of mockery) for fear of becoming perished....
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
10546 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:44 am to
That movie will never be made.
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
13349 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:45 am to
Will they be naked on the cross? Might watch
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
13651 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:47 am to
It's The Bee.
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
22939 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:48 am to
So god impregnates her virgin father?
Posted by Captain Rumbeard
Member since Jan 2014
5456 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:50 am to
Judas cleans up pretty nice but Jesus looks amazing naked.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:54 am to
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Will they be naked on the cross?


you can already see JLaw full frontal in:


Posted by TigerSprings
Southeast LA
Member since Jan 2019
2277 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 10:10 am to
That whole movie is a Judas.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
33502 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 10:11 am to
Good reminder to re-cancel Apple+ and Netflix. I turned them on for Christmas stuff for kids.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 1/11/24 at 10:12 am to
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He's basically doing what SFP/AggieHank/DisplacedButthole/Crazy4LSU/Powerman would do if they had the talent to make a movie, being a shitlord and attacking Christians, nothing more.


You may need to go read up on ole Marty. He's a Catholic and has made many meditations on faith and the complexity of life intertwined with faith.

I suggest you try Silence (2016), starring Liam Neesom, Andrew Garfield, and Adam Driver.

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Silence is a 2016 epic historical drama film directed by Martin Scorsese from a screenplay by Jay Cocks and Scorsese, based on the 1966 novel of the same name by Shusaku Endo. The film stars Andrew Garfield, Adam Driver, Tadanobu Asano, Ciarán Hinds and Liam Neeson. The plot follows two 17th-century Jesuit priests who travel from Portugal to Edo period Japan via Macau to locate their missing mentor and spread Catholic Christianity. The story is set in a time when it was common for the faith's Japanese adherents to hide from the persecution that resulted from the suppression of Christianity in Japan after the Shimabara Rebellion (1637–1638) against the Tokugawa shogunate. These are now called the kakure kirishitan, or "hidden Christians". It is the third filmed adaptation of Endo's novel, following a 1971 film of the same name.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
95699 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 10:13 am to
Tremendously disappointed in Scorcese
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
95699 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 10:14 am to
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Can't wait for the Christianity Today and David Frum reviews.



David Frum is absolute filth. Dude is as far left as VOR and it's insane he ever pretended to be a "conservative".
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