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re: One of our South African immigrants is amazed by America

Posted on 6/12/26 at 8:26 am to
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
6555 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 8:26 am to
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Send him to anywhere in Chicago and see if he feels the same way.


Lmao the north shore is nicer and safer than anywhere in America.
Posted by OscarTheGrouch
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5876 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 8:40 am to
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This post was edited on 6/12/26 at 8:41 am
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
14641 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 8:43 am to
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Can we trade our black for the South African whites? Wouldn't that solve the entire issue.

They can have wakanda back that the evil white man stopped them from having.


They way so many blacks talk about how racist this country is and how horrible it is for them, you'd think they'd line up to take us up on that offer. But they won't, because they're full of shite.
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
7606 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:24 am to
quote:

white South African would think our roughest urban areas are a joke compared how things are over there.



This is correct. Johannesburg after 9 pm makes Atlanta at 2am look like a BYU football game.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82848 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:27 am to
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you'd think they'd line up to take us up on that offer. But they won't, because


They enjoy the fruits of civilization while simultaneously working to destroy it.
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17817 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:32 am to
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To be fair he looks like he's in a rural area. It's disingenuous

He has been posting from DC the last couple of days.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82848 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:35 am to
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Is truck robbery a thing in South Africa?


According to him a truck will get robbed if is drives too slowly.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20564 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:41 am to
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are a joke compared how things are over there. I used to work with a SA and he thought Atlanta as a whole was the greatest city on earth.


Agreed. He needs to see how they frick up the greatest country in the history of civilization. Take him to the nice parts then take him to where most people actually live

It’ll help him to understand that we empathize.
Posted by trinidadtiger
Member since Jun 2017
20238 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:42 am to
Jizzle,

Ive been to some of those places people mention here, like the 9th Ward in NO selling beer and Pepsi, and many others in the states.

Doesnt compare to some areas Ive worked outside the US, they some bad johns in 3rd world countries.

Some funny too. I was out in the trade in an area called Blue Basin. We get out of the car, my skinny white arse surveys the situation and its one I have seen hundreds of times. 4 guys sitting on the stoop of the store, 9am smoking a spliff, they look over at the last guy and he stands up and heads towards me, all six foot 6 and about tree fiddy.

He puts his chest up to my nose and says "whats a white mfer doing in this neighborhood". I just looked up with him with a shat eating smile, my arms wide open and said "Just tryin to make a livin, just tryin to make a livin".

He burst out laughing and said "You must need the money bad, make way for my little white brother".
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26715 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:45 am to
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they said where they were from if you did that the first car that drove by would stop and the people in the car would try to steal all your food and the grill.


There are some neighborhoods ("hoods") where that is a given, and as a bonus, they will shoot you.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57023 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:50 am to
My girlfriend and I walked from the Joy Theatre downtown to my friend's house in Mid City at 2 am Friday night/Sat morning Jazz Fest weekend, about 2.3 miles. Wasn't planning on it, but we walked a couple of blocks away for a better chance of getting an Uber, which didn't really work, so we basically said F it and just kept walking. Wasn't that sketchy. Very chill, enjoyable walk.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
In the woods and by the waters.
Member since Dec 2016
38457 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:51 am to
I want to trade every single American Democrat for every single Afrikaner and Boer who wants a better life.

A net win for everyone, right? According to American liberals, it would be better this way. So let's fricking do it already.

We ignore so many human rights issues across the globe or just pretend they don't exist- like organ harvesting from the Uyghurs in China or the generational prison camps in NoKo or the ongoing sectarian violence in places like Syria, but one of the most overlooked atrocities of modern times is the reverse-aparthied happening in South Africa. I would mention the takeover of the UK by Islamic Civilization, but they did that to themselves willingly so it's hard to want to defend them.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20564 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:51 am to
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My girlfriend and I walked from the Joy Theatre downtown to my friend's house in Mid City at 2 am Friday night/Sat morning Jazz Fest weekend, about 2.3 miles. Wasn't planning on it, but we walked a couple of blocks away for a better chance of getting an Uber, which didn't really work, so we basically said F it and just kept walking. Wasn't that sketchy. Very chill, enjoyable walk.


Did you frick her?
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
90301 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:55 am to
You just got to stay out of the black areas and its great.


Not living in a place like Baton Rouge has greatly increased my quality of life.


Nothing could ever get me to move back there.
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
9546 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 10:09 am to
quote:

Take him to some of our urban areas.


Dude, let him enjoy himself for a minute.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82848 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:10 am to
quote:

You just got to stay out of the black areas and its great.


Not living in a place like Baton Rouge has greatly increased my quality of life.


But if the entire country goes to shithole status, we won’t have anywhere to escape to, like he did.
Posted by junior
baton rouge
Member since Mar 2005
2674 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:23 am to

quote:

Is truck robbery a thing in South Africa?


Leo Prinsloo- attempted carjacking/robbery
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57023 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:25 am to
quote:

Did you frick her?




Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
16309 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:42 am to
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He said amongst his circle of friends it was common to have a flamethrower attached to the underside of the car. If a kidnapper, carjacker approached the car at gunpoint you could shoot out flame from the undercarriage of your car.



I know there's some ingenuitive rednecks and coonasses out there reading this right now. I'll be your first customer, just name a price
Posted by junior
baton rouge
Member since Mar 2005
2674 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:50 am to
quote:

He said amongst his circle of friends it was common to have a flamethrower attached to the underside of the car. If a kidnapper, carjacker approached the car at gunpoint you could shoot out flame from the undercarriage of your car.

I don't know how common it is, but it's been around for a while.

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