Reply with 5 things you did at work last week

Clocked in, posted on TD, beat off, ate food, took a shite

I do more in a single twelve hour night shift than I would venture to guess most federal employees do in a week

I'm retired.

Technically retired but I do stuff all day. It’s nice to have all your time devoted to yourself and family.

Interesting thread

- worked on a communication and met with an internal group about moving our customers to a secure protocol as we attain hitrust certification

- met with a few key customers to pilot the documentation I created and get their feedback before the document becomes official

- built a proof of concept for a jotform evaluation for replacement in some products and got approval to begin updating them

- cleared several Salesforce requests for product definitions which requires me to assemble the product components before it will show as available in our sales channel. Trust me this is a big one. sales people don't like to be told their product isn't ready for order taking.

- met with our QA resource to overhaul and further define the weekly regression test to ensure we are touching as many key technical as possible so when we take the site down we have confidence everything still works when it goes back up

- 2 day department retreat to analyze all our processes and meet with other groups to find out what new things they're working on

- probably 200 shite posts on TD

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2. fricked your wife and your mom

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My mom is dead. I feel sorry for you that you had to dig down that far. But bro, I get my good looks from her. So I bet it was worth it for you.

Congrats on the coffee too

No fricks given for private sector. When I pay your salary, different story.

Did absolutely nothing. As in actual work. Did some work on the house and ran crab traps. Rode my bike a bit and took the dog on hikes and swimming.
This retirement job is not easy but I am very proud to say I enjoy it.

1. Rubbed one out.
2. Rubbed another out.
3. Worked on second job while WFH.
4. Worked on third job while rubbing one out while working second job while WFH.
5. Rubbed another out while posting on various Reddit threads about the bad orange man taking away my GS-12 position providing condoms to Gaza while watching CNN and MSNBC and reading Politico from my government paid for subscription.

1) unlocked office door at 7:00
2) made two pots of coffee (drank 1+ pots myself throughout the day)
3) turned in my time for last week
4) surfed TD to see what was happening in the world
5) then started my day at 8:00