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These are the Tesla attackers. This is why they are angry.

Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:12 pm
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
2600 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:12 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14626443/identity-minnesota-tesla-vandalism-filmed-keying-ev.html

Because they have lived off the government for too long.
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A member of Minnesota Governor Tim Walz's administration has been repeatedly caught on camera allegedly vandalizing parked Tesla vehicles with his keys while out walking his dog.

Dylan Bryan Adams, 33, a fiscal policy analyst for the State of Minnesota, was captured on vehicle surveillance footage allegedly dragging a key across the exteriors of several Teslas, stripping paint and causing thousands of dollars in damage.

Authorities reportedly arrested Adams on suspicion of causing an estimated $20,000 in damage, with formal charges still pending, according to the Minnesota-based crime watch account @CrimeWatchMpls on X.

Disturbing surveillance videos showed Adams allegedly approaching the vehicles from across the street, leash in one hand, while pulling his keys from his pocket with the other.

In one clip, he allegedly carved into the rear of a Tesla.

In another, he seemingly targeted the side of the vehicle nearest the sidewalk, again using his key to scratch a deep line across the car's body.

The specific markings or messages he allegedly etched remain unclear.

Of course for all the MAGA peeps who take their Tesla to Target, you can now mark yourself safe from Minnesota Nice...
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A fourth clip, believed to have been recorded in the parking lot of Target, showed Adams exiting his vehicle while wearing a Golden State Warriors jersey over a light gray hoodie.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
84674 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:15 pm to
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Dylan Bryan Adams, 33, a fiscal policy analyst for the State of Minnesota,


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Authorities reportedly arrested Adams on suspicion of causing an estimated $20,000 in damage


Putting yourself $20k in the hole because you have the impulse control of a 3 year old doesn’t seem like very sound fiscal policy.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
33501 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:16 pm to
Joe Burrow looking rough
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
9689 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:18 pm to
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Putting yourself $20k in the hole because you have the impulse control of a 3 year old doesn’t seem like very sound fiscal policy.


Dressed the part too:

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Adams exiting his vehicle while wearing a Golden State Warriors jersey over a light gray hoodie.
Posted by Padme
Member since Dec 2020
7908 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:19 pm to
It’s almost as if people have fallen so far away from God and into the popular atheist camp, that people no longer have morals. Carry led in this wild Wild West godless culture
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
14361 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:22 pm to
Left off from the story:

“Meanwhile, since this is Minnesota after all, Bryan Adams will receive a promotion and commendation from the governor himself when he is freed from jail. One district judge is fighting to hear motions on the case so he can sanction the owner of the car as well as law enforcement for apprehending him.
Posted by midnight orange
Member since Oct 2020
447 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:26 pm to
That’s the youngest one I’ve seen. I keep seeing mid to older boomer women keying them with a few boomer men sprinkled in.
Posted by Jimmy Bags
Member since Apr 2025
77 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:26 pm to
Tampon Tim will pardon
Posted by YouAreAllPathetic
Member since Apr 2025
95 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:26 pm to
His best argument for everything was probably “f-frick drumpf and musk”
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
107203 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:26 pm to
Decatur’s people.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
14355 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:33 pm to
He looks like he is crying or he's drunk... Probably both... What a moron...


This post was edited on 4/18/25 at 4:35 pm
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
14361 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:40 pm to
You know.. I thought these people were the educated, sophisticated, and just a step ahead.

Yet…. YET.. these idiots keep vandalizing these cars after it is broadcasted all over the internet that these vehicles can, and probably are, saving your valdalism you commit from every angle.
Posted by sonuvapitcher
Member since Aug 2008
2069 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 5:02 pm to
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He looks like he is crying or he's drunk.


He FA&FO. One raw dogging BBC was a dream come true, but 10 was something all together different
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
Book Board Admin
Member since Apr 2024
4879 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 5:39 pm to
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It’s almost as if people have fallen so far away from God and into the popular atheist camp, that people no longer have morals. Carry led in this wild Wild West godless culture


No. The internet has emboldened losers who would otherwise find themselves hiding in corners in fear of getting upended.
Posted by FMtTXtiger
Member since Oct 2018
4486 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 5:53 pm to
I thought these criminals were going to be charged at the fed level?

Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11424 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 5:54 pm to


Jake Cutler looking rough these days.
This post was edited on 4/18/25 at 5:55 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
129891 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 6:05 pm to
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Because they have lived off the government for too long.


Our govt has been paying too much for too long for people not to work or benefit society. Time to end the free ride for able bodied people.
Posted by LotionInBasket
Sugar Land
Member since Feb 2016
62 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 6:42 pm to
Or Jay Cutler lookin cleaned up.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
14355 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 10:59 pm to
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
24889 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:18 pm to
Hit her and Adams with Federal RICO charges.Along with everyone else that has damaged a Tesla.
This post was edited on 4/21/25 at 11:20 pm
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