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This poor lad is Jack Johnson. He has already spent $26,000 on surgery to look like his idol, soccer star David Beckham, and says he needs at least another $35,000 to achieve his goal. I guess there are worse things to spend your money on...nope, actually this is the worst...
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Cobb Dawg97 months
I think we're being punked. I look more like Beckham than this dude without any surgery.
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BowDownToLSU97 months
If he's going for the gay version of David...he nailed it
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BigPerm3097 months
He should ask for a refund.
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BigPerm3097 months
He should ask for a refund.
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saint tiger22597 months
Looks more like Chaz Bono than Beckham.
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CAD703X97 months
nailed it
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dbeck97 months
He looks like a man who has changed genders twice.
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BobABooey97 months
I bet he's married to Nosh Spice.
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NYCAuburn97 months
are those whisker implants?
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RightHook97 months
evil spirits everywhere.
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engvol97 months
£26,000 of welfare benefits well spent
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Black n Gold97 months
FWIW, it is $26k USD.
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SPEEDY97 months
You mean he spent $26k to look like kim jong-un?
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dbeck97 months
Subtle brag
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papasmurf126997 months
Dr. should've done something about that five head
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PrimeTime Money97 months
His plastic surgeon is pretty good because I wouldn't have known he had plastic surgery if I wasn't told. Some of these people who get plastic surgery look like a lizard afterwards. However, this guy looks nothing like David Beckham.
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DoubleDown97 months
Sheesh, just be you buddy. Also, maybe start running like David Beckham and you might get closer than any surgery would do?!
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Flipadelphia97 months
Nailed it!
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CAD703X97 months
dammit i missed this comment
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CCTider97 months
He should've started with a treadmill.
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RedFoxx97 months
$26,000 haircut and still didn't get it right.
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Black n Gold97 months
What is the point of plastic surgery if you tell everyone you had plastic surgery?
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