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re: Overused corporate jargon
Posted on 4/27/23 at 10:47 am to swolverine
Posted on 4/27/23 at 10:47 am to swolverine
"let's grease the wheels on this one and see where it goes"
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Posted on 4/27/23 at 10:47 am to ELLSSUU
"Ice cream machine broke"
Posted on 4/27/23 at 10:49 am to Bama and Beer
quote:
"let's grease the wheels on this one and see where it goes"
we already ran that up the flagpole last week, circle back when you have your ducks in a row
Posted on 4/27/23 at 11:10 am to GeauxDoc
quote:
rock stars
Man, I hate this one...also.."Does that make sense?"
I got your "rock star" right here, pal!
Posted on 4/27/23 at 11:18 am to ELLSSUU
"Customer Facing"
"Office Environment"
"Da Cultcha"
"Year over Year"
"Office Environment"
"Da Cultcha"
"Year over Year"
Posted on 4/27/23 at 11:19 am to ELLSSUU
Six. Sigma.
Posted on 4/27/23 at 11:31 am to ELLSSUU
Let’s take a high level view of this to see if there is any value added moving forward.
Where I work every frickstick loves to say value added.
Where I work every frickstick loves to say value added.
Posted on 4/27/23 at 11:55 am to ELLSSUU
"Put a pin in it"
"Sustainable"
"Sustainable"
Posted on 4/27/23 at 12:00 pm to ELLSSUU
Ongoing meetings can't have a schedule anymore, instead they have a "cadence" 
Posted on 4/27/23 at 12:08 pm to ELLSSUU
Normalization of deviation
Let’s look more granular
Let’s look more granular
Posted on 4/27/23 at 12:26 pm to ELLSSUU
Page 3 and no "lean in".
As in, "that XYZ project is missing dates, you better lean in Fred and make sure the project doesn't turn Red".
Have a co-worker a few years back when he heard "reach out", he'd audibly say "reach around". Didn't care who was in the meeting.
As in, "that XYZ project is missing dates, you better lean in Fred and make sure the project doesn't turn Red".
Have a co-worker a few years back when he heard "reach out", he'd audibly say "reach around". Didn't care who was in the meeting.
Posted on 4/27/23 at 12:31 pm to Jim Rockford
“After careful consideration, we decided to pivot”
Posted on 4/27/23 at 12:32 pm to ELLSSUU
I get sick of hearing:
"Shut the frick up and get back to work"
"Shut the frick up and get back to work"
Posted on 4/27/23 at 12:34 pm to ELLSSUU
Im going to see if i can get NPC going as a new buzzword. Would be funny to hear management openly refer to their employees as "non player characters" thinking that theyre sounding cool
Posted on 4/27/23 at 12:35 pm to ELLSSUU
Was that at an engineering firm out of Houston? I am convince it was and that I used to work there.
Posted on 4/27/23 at 12:37 pm to ELLSSUU
Circle back is by far one of the worst in recent memory.
Posted on 4/27/23 at 12:37 pm to ELLSSUU
"new normal"
"space"
"circle back"
"ouch ouch you're on my hair"
"space"
"circle back"
"ouch ouch you're on my hair"
Posted on 4/27/23 at 12:37 pm to ELLSSUU
Holistically, we need to be more granular
Posted on 4/27/23 at 12:41 pm to GrizzlyAlloy
quote:
"Good morning team. I'll be real brief..."
Just tell them "Good morning cocksuckers this will be really quick" People might actually listen.
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