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Rest easy. San Francisco has figured out how to deal with assailants in their trains

Posted on 4/1/24 at 11:18 am
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61362 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 11:18 am
quote:

Asian Dawn @AsianDawn4

San Francisco has figured out how to deal with assailants in their trains

1 minute video posted on twitter
Posted by Padme
Member since Dec 2020
6256 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 11:25 am to
I don’t think that was satire, I have a feeling those girls were genuine
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
5197 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 11:26 am to
That shite really gave me heart palpitations and made me breathe heavy! I can’t, I just can’t deal with these fantasy land retards anymore!
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
3422 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 11:28 am to
I’d love to see how these work in a real world situation.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
73050 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 11:30 am to
This is a product of a generation raised on social media where a moderator can step in to save you from having your ideas challenged.

It's fun to watch every time they realize that isn't how the world actually works.
Posted by boudinman
Member since Nov 2019
5137 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 11:37 am to
Are these cards bullet or knife proof? Protection from gunshots and stabbings?
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61362 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 11:39 am to
quote:

This is a product of a generation raised on social media where a moderator can step in to save you from having your ideas challenged.

It's fun to watch every time they realize that isn't how the world actually works.

That's what I kept thinking as I watched. That "solution" is going to last about 5 seconds in the real world.
Posted by Placekicker
Florida
Member since Jan 2016
8333 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 11:43 am to
This video HAS to be an April Fool’s Day joke. Please tell me it is.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99473 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 11:44 am to
New York should get these cards. That way, when you see someone shoved in front of a train you can throw them an "I got you" card.

For San Francisco, their best defense is probably to grab the nearest pile of poop and toss it at your attacker.
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61362 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 11:47 am to
quote:

New York should get these cards. That way, when you see someone shoved in front of a train you can throw them an "I got you" card.

For San Francisco, their best defense is probably to grab the nearest pile of poop and toss it at your attacker.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56520 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 11:50 am to
Yeah, those chicks are getting raped.
Posted by Awesome All Day
Plaquemine, La
Member since Jul 2011
787 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 11:56 am to
quote:

I’d love to see how these work in a real world situation.

I imagine they work about as well as sending social workers to deal with domestic violence cases
It's hard to believe we actually pay government officials to come up with asinine ideas like this that wouldn't work on an elementary school playground
Posted by Figgy
CenCal
Member since May 2020
7265 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

Asian Dawn


Reminded me of this

Die Hard YouTube
Posted by Figgy
CenCal
Member since May 2020
7265 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

I have a feeling those girls were genuine


I hope you’re wrong but I think you’re right.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78097 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 12:05 pm to
WTF
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9289 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 12:09 pm to
LMAO. A nation of idiots. Let us know how that works out!
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89646 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 12:54 pm to
The Fall of Rome
Posted by Awesome All Day
Plaquemine, La
Member since Jul 2011
787 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

This is a product of a generation raised on social media where a moderator can step in to save you from having your ideas challenged.


While I agree, the past several generations are stupid and gullible, think about who is actually creating and implementing these absurd programs. The majority of counsel members and politicians are 40, 50, 60 year old adults. They come from generations that should know better and have more commonsense.
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
4816 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 3:20 pm to
Posted by captron
Occupied Sillycon Valley
Member since Jul 2018
407 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

This video HAS to be an April Fool’s Day joke. Please tell me it is.



If so the Bay Area Transit is in on the joke.

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