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re: Language may not be sfw. Gents club question ,no pics.

Posted on 6/18/19 at 2:34 pm to
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
25015 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 2:34 pm to
Do strippers get grossed out if you get an erection? If you are a 300 pound disgusting smelling slob then EVERYTHING about you is going to gross out a stripper, just like you gross out everyone else around you. But in general strippers expect you to get hard if they are grinding on you and most of them probably get a nice power trip out of it. They want to be wanted and, more importantly, for you to get your money's worth so you keep giving them more money.

Also - there are A LOT of strippers who will suck you or frick you for money so getting a hard on during a lap dance is nothing to them.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41773 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 2:35 pm to
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I had a stripper at illusions slap her pussy and pussy juice went into my eye.

Posted by lostinbr
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2017
9626 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 2:42 pm to
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Just heard a friend say something about it. Lol, for real it wasn't me.

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My take is that this is an OweO alter

Damn dude. Savage.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 2:55 pm to
I mean, the guy doesn't know what an erection is. So it's only one candidate here.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56548 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 2:57 pm to
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guessing this was come up before
It was come up, but then I left the club
Posted by L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
2608 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:23 pm to
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i think my iq dropped after reading this dribble.


Clearly. Maybe its best you go drivel a basketball or something.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4710 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:33 pm to
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I had a stripper at illusions slap her pussy and pussy juice went into my eye.

Kinda grossed me out a little.



99.99% it was sweat. Why would she be turned on and wet from dancing?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:34 pm to
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Why would she be turned on and wet from dancing?

bawtch please!!!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66476 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:34 pm to
she was turned on by his growth
Posted by Juggernaut
God's Country
Member since Oct 2006
20 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:53 pm to
Went to an all nude strip club in Longview Tx while I was in college. Wore a flat top at the time, a dancer grabbed my head and aggressively ground her cooch on my buzz cut...........was the highlight of my life now that I think about it.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
7085 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:54 pm to
Wut
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
29575 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:07 pm to
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Went to an all nude strip club in Longview Tx while I was in college. Wore a flat top at the time, a dancer grabbed my head and aggressively ground her cooch on my buzz cut...........was the highlight of my life now that I think about it.




i weant there once. on the Bible, you could smell the hoes pussy from the front row
This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 4:08 pm
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
29575 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:11 pm to
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If I'm getting a lapdance, a chub is part of it stripper whore.


Lol, I know.

And I'm the one thats hard to understand. Did I get called a stripper, or a whore?
This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 4:12 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65988 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:13 pm to
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Have you ever wondered if a slight growth of some sort grosses out the lap dancer?
Mingo had a slight growth.

Is that wat(!) you mean?

Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11487 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:14 pm to
Wtf... Strip clubs threads are always fun reads, but Jesus Christ the incompetence of the OP ruins this one. You deserve all 58 or however many downvotes.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4440 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:15 pm to
I can't decide if OP is 18 or 81.
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
29575 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:16 pm to
Not really, but I have a question..

What's up with the spelling what wrong on purpose... When I see it I scream GAY! ..cant help it
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65988 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:17 pm to
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What's up with the spelling what wrong on purpose...
What wrong with you?
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14672 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:28 pm to
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does getting an erection during a lap dance gross out the dancer.

Not at Mons Venus....so I'm told.
Posted by Hat Tricks
Member since Oct 2003
28631 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:30 pm to
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Sorry bout punctuation, very strange how much importance is placed on that around here


I agree with you. Understanding what in the actual frick you are talking about is overrated.
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