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If you've never applied Gold Bond Friction Defense to your testicles, please do so.

Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:19 pm
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43261 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:19 pm
It is glorious.


Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21869 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:21 pm to
Do you want my balls to have less friction?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
79079 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:23 pm to
I prefer Happy Balls for my delicate man-nugget needs. Available on Amazon. You are welcome.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15576 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:24 pm to
That’s for fat people
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150910 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:24 pm to
Is that the medicated? Because I can't do the medicated.

I'm a huge fan of powdering meballs though.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43261 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

That’s for fat people
Not necessarily. Next time your nuts are stuck to your leg, think of this thread son.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43261 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Is that the medicated? Because I can't do the medicated.

I'm a huge fan of powdering meballs though.
Non-medicated.
Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
564 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:32 pm to
Tried Icy Hot on my balls circa age 16. My bed post had bite marks in it from how much pain I was in.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25903 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:43 pm to
I like Body Glide better.

I always have Chamois Butt'r and DzNuts pro around because I am a cyclists and think they are even better. Lots of old pro cyclists use Noxema and it does work well but for everyday use the smell might be an issue and unless you are a masochist you should never use it on already badly chaffed or broken skin.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42980 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:45 pm to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
262007 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Tried Icy Hot on my balls circa age 16



We put Atomic Balm in a few dudes (Freshman) jockstraps in HS in the baseball fieldhouse.
This post was edited on 2/14/24 at 12:50 pm
Posted by BMTiger
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2021
757 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:49 pm to
Is that the green bottle? Depending on your pain tolerance, it feels like a 1000 fairies kissing on your ballbag or fire breathing dragon.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19457 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:55 pm to
Your mom loves my frictionless balls.
Posted by Shorty_price
Member since Oct 2018
212 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:58 pm to
Gotta batter the shrimps, Baw!
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
4975 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:59 pm to
Congrats on the future ball cancer...
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43261 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:00 pm to
only one I've used:


Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28114 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:01 pm to
Gold bond is a nectar from the gods

When I was a painter at Chrysler, the heat and the shitty coveralls would cause the flesh in inner thighs and by ball sack to get super galled, it would smell like a bbq from the flesh rubbing together. Would use the gold, gold bond powder and the shite would put out fire and heal immediately .

I felt sorry for fat guys, if I'm in good shape and getting this, they gotta have a full buffet of raw flesh down there. Broiling.
Posted by 31TIGERS
Mike’s habitat
Member since Dec 2004
7219 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

We put Atomic Balm in a few dudes (Freshman) jockstraps in HS in the baseball fieldhouse.


Y’all deserved to be horse whipped!


Atomic Balm was NOTHING to play around with. That stuff could leave whelps if rub onto the skin too harshly. EEEEEOOOOWWWWW!!
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43261 posts
Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

they gotta have a full buffet of raw flesh down there. Broiling.
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