Shorty_price

re: Trapped water dilemma. Is this the reason it doesn't rain anymore.

Posted by Shorty_price on 4/24/24 at 12:29 pm

A 1" downpour spread over an area of 1 square mile equates to about 17.38 million gallons of water. 22 million gallons is...a drop in the bucket. ...

re: Help me understand Roll Tide Willie

Posted by Shorty_price on 4/8/24 at 6:36 pm

He's the new Shorty Price. ...

re: Anyone else pull off the road

Posted by Shorty_price on 4/8/24 at 9:49 am

No self-respecting southerner is going to pay good money for an empty 5 gallon bucket. ...

re: Let's Find Out How Smart You Baws Are

Posted by Shorty_price on 3/22/24 at 12:45 pm

"Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." -Aaron Levinstein...

re: If you've never applied Gold Bond Friction Defense to your testicles, please do so.

Posted by Shorty_price on 2/14/24 at 12:58 pm

Gotta batter the shrimps, Baw!...

re: Dr. Tony Fauci PBS documentary

Posted by Shorty_price on 1/21/24 at 12:18 pm

His name should be recorded in the annals of history right next to that of Josef Mengele. You're an ignorant dumbass if you think otherwise. ...

re: School Closures 1/17

Posted by Shorty_price on 1/16/24 at 11:15 am

Escambia County Florida just closed for tomorrow. They are wide open today. I typically don't complain about school closures but I don't see the logic behind this one. ...

re: New Head Coach Thread (Welcome Coach DeBoer)

Posted by Shorty_price on 1/11/24 at 3:45 pm

That's fake. Too many numbers. ...

re: New Head Coach Thread (Welcome Coach DeBoer)

Posted by Shorty_price on 1/11/24 at 2:24 pm

I've got a feeling....and it may be unhealthy optimism....that this is going to be a huge "sabanesque" hire of a name that nobody thought was even in the running. ...

re: New Head Coach Thread (Welcome Coach DeBoer)

Posted by Shorty_price on 1/11/24 at 12:23 pm

[quote]This is the plane coming from Oregon. It says "American Badass" on the side.[/quote] That plane belongs to Kid Rock....

re: Front loader washer off balance bad

Posted by Shorty_price on 12/20/23 at 11:47 am

I don't know what's wrong with your washer but I can tell you this: If the new one you have on order isn't a Speed Queen, you have already messed up. ...

Home & Garden

re: Do you wash new clothes or just wear them?

Posted by Shorty_price on 12/14/23 at 10:00 am

If the ol' lady brings home some new Sunday Wranglers or new PFG shirts, I always make sure they go in the Speed Queen first, Baw....

re: Deadheading pilot tried to crash a commercial aircraft last night

Posted by Shorty_price on 10/23/23 at 1:06 pm

[quote]that baw had permanent brain damage from that and had to medically retire, not sure if he’s still living[/quote] Jim Tucker is still with us to this day. Enjoys flying under the "Light Sport" regulations....