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Sayings your Mom or dad would use…
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:44 am
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:44 am
Dad-noisy as a herd of turtles
-that’s better than a sharp stick in the eye
Mom-God don’t like ugly.
-that’s better than a sharp stick in the eye
Mom-God don’t like ugly.
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:45 am to thekid
Stop masturbating
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:45 am to thekid
"Take out the trash, dickhead."
- Dad
- Dad
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:45 am to thekid
"Those prices are higher than giraffe balls."
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:46 am to thekid
Boy when your daddy gets home…
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:47 am to thekid
Tough titty said the Kitty.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:47 am to thekid
Moms response to me every time I started a sentence with “I want…”
“People in hell want ice water.”
“People in hell want ice water.”
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:49 am to thekid
I can't afford to heat/cool the neighborhood, shut the damn door
-Dad
-Dad
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:49 am to thekid
You want me to give you something to cry about?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:50 am to thekid
“I knew I should’ve let that one hit the mattress”
- Dad when I fricked up
- Dad when I fricked up
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:52 am to thekid
If I did something dumb dad would say, “Man, dats couyon”!
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:53 am to thekid
“Like socks on a rooster.” He would say this anytime something fit.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:53 am to thekid
“I brought you into this world, I’ll take you out of this world”
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:54 am to KTShoe
quote:
“Like socks on a rooster.” He would say this anytime something fit.
Are you my brother using an alter?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:54 am to thekid
Mom raised boys and would always say:
"Remember she can't can't get pregnant if you do her in the butt."
"Life is a bitch sometime you have to bend her over and hit it from behind."
"You never give someone a second chance. If they can justify screwing you over once it will be that much easier the next time."
"First you get the money, then you get the power, and the you get the respect."
"The only thing you got in this world is your balls and your word and you don't break either them for anybody."
"Remember she can't can't get pregnant if you do her in the butt."
"Life is a bitch sometime you have to bend her over and hit it from behind."
"You never give someone a second chance. If they can justify screwing you over once it will be that much easier the next time."
"First you get the money, then you get the power, and the you get the respect."
"The only thing you got in this world is your balls and your word and you don't break either them for anybody."
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:55 am to fr33manator
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Tough titty said the Kitty...
...but the milk is good!
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:56 am to thekid
My dad- I'm sweating like a whore in church.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:57 am to thekid
"What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:57 am to thekid
Pops was pretty famous for his "Ahhhh shiiiiiitttt" anytime you gave him some bad news.
Hey dad, I got a D on my report card "Ahhh shiiiittt"
Hey dad, I broke a window "Ahhhh shiiitttt"
I find myself saying it as an adult now
Hey dad, I got a D on my report card "Ahhh shiiiittt"
Hey dad, I broke a window "Ahhhh shiiitttt"
I find myself saying it as an adult now
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:59 am to thekid
My dad: "You kids make up your GD minds! Stay inside or outside! I'm not cooling the whole damn neighborhood!"
If we were being little shits in a store with my dad: "Do I need to take you outside?" Yeah, that one made us straighten up.
My mom: "You think your up shits creek now, wait til your dad gets home."
If we were being little shits in a store with my dad: "Do I need to take you outside?" Yeah, that one made us straighten up.
My mom: "You think your up shits creek now, wait til your dad gets home."
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 9:01 am
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