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AwesomeSauce
Favorite team: | Bucknell |
Location: | Das Boot |
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Number of Posts: | 7857 |
Registered on: | 5/13/2015 |
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re: Short men married to taller women
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/7/24 at 10:01 am
[quote]outing themselves as short[/quote] I could tell you that just from going shopping for jeans or chinos. I usually have to order all mine online because a 32x34 or 32x36 is never in stock. I'll be damned if they don't have 44x28 in stock though. If the OT is really a concentration of all the ta...
re: Why are women way better dancers than men but way goofier-looking at sports?
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/7/24 at 9:53 am
[quote]women way better dancers[/quote] It's their hips, they know how to move them and you think that makes them better dancers because the movement makes you gravitate to their curves and draws you mind to what those hips can do off the dance floor. Also tip when dating, take her dancing, or at l...
re: Mississippi state trooper is fired after sending sex tape with another woman to other cops
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/7/24 at 9:19 am
[quote]unemployed[/quote] She owns an armory and works in 'finance' on the side it would appear. She's a 'boss lady' with financial goals that some hard-legs will 100% give her. ...
re: Mississippi state trooper is fired after sending sex tape with another woman to other cops
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/7/24 at 9:15 am
Bi, 6-FT, in shape, blonde haired, blue eyed, country girl, and owns an armory...Damnit TD...I don't need that kind of drama, but man that 1 in 1,000,000 chance she isn't completely batshite...Just gonna sit back and stick to my no "simping" policy about sliding into a woman's DMs...Am following her...
re: Questionable Calls - NSFW
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/7/24 at 7:56 am
[quote]Bayley from WWE[/quote] If you just showed me pics 2 and 3 I would have assumed she was your typical Iberia/St Martin Parish fit single mom. ...
re: Lunch Thray: Today Is My Thursday Edition
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 4:54 pm
[quote]not like any of the llotot can tell[/quote] Well they are all either married or contemplating castrating the entire male side of the species, so they won't get the chance. :lol:...
re: Lunch Thray: Today Is My Thursday Edition
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 4:48 pm
[quote] to deepen rather than broaden[/quote] I always do my best to accomplish both. :cheers:...
re: Lunch Thray: Today Is My Thursday Edition
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 4:37 pm
[quote]maw maws Reader Digest[/quote] Could be the file that thought was pulled from. Reader's Digest was second only to the "Funnies" for what has been replaced by scrolling when in the lavatory. ...
re: Lunch Thray: Today Is My Thursday Edition
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 4:33 pm
I was thinking Japanese milk bread. Soft, pillowy, and melt in your mouth.
OWLZ, I was thinking last night after taking a couple gummies to mellow out some before bed. Did you know that the word "incorrectly" is spelled incorrectly in every single English dictionary? :wha: ...
re: “I visited a car-free neighborhood in AZ and was surprised that it felt 15 degrees cooler”
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 4:12 pm
In this case it's literally an apartment complex taking up a 1/3 of a block in downtown Tempe with the buildings crammed together to create shaded walkways with a grocery store and coffee shop and restaurant in front of the neighborhood. They just were smart with the layout of the buildings to maxim...
re: Lunch Thray: Today Is My Thursday Edition
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 3:06 pm
[quote]I work bc I have a pool and drink too much wine[/quote] :lol:
[quote]Peter Pan creamy[/quote] Close hahaha.
[quote]Hru2d?[/quote] No complaints. Dropping lots of funny* inappropriate jokes but neither you or DPTB are here to enjoy, neither is SS or 08 to try and make me feel bad for be...
re: Lunch Thray: Today Is My Thursday Edition
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 2:32 pm
Nurse :daughter:
[quote]PB&J[/quote] Crunchy with strawberry preserves?
[quote]filter cartridges[/quote] Creepy pool store guy offer to put them in for you?...
re: Lunch Thray: Today Is My Thursday Edition
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 1:57 pm
[quote]they are always drunk[/quote] Nahhhh...they can hold their liquor, Tipsy and riding some strong buzzes? Abso-frekaing-lutely. ...
re: Lunch Thray: Today Is My Thursday Edition
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 1:46 pm
[quote]Chatting with older ladies who look good in green dresses, tennis skirts, and riding chaps[/quote] :pimp:
ETA: The ladies make the clothes, not the other way around. The dresses, skirts, chaps, and breeches don't look near as good on the floor, but the ladies still do. :cheers:...
re: Lunch Thray: Today Is My Thursday Edition
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 1:36 pm
[quote]chunky[/quote] Understatement...dude is can't miss massive. Seems cool as shite, but saw him at either a show or race last year and had a 'gotdamm' moment. Dude is absolutely massive....
re: Lunch Thray: Today Is My Thursday Edition
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 1:27 pm
No doubt :lol:
Kid was pissed on Memorial Sunday when the 600 was called early. :rotflmao:...
re: Lunch Thray: Today Is My Thursday Edition
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 1:19 pm
MS :cheers:
I thought of you and DPTB the other day. Me and mini AS were driving down 65 and I commented that this would be a beautiful spot to settle down one day. He told me only if it has a dirt track, I told him I'd have to check because Batesville is the only one I know about. :lol:...
re: Lunch Thray: Today Is My Thursday Edition
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 1:01 pm
[quote] wine, spa, juicy bits
These are a few of my favorite things...[/quote]
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re: Lunch Thray: Today Is My Thursday Edition
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 12:44 pm
[quote]I need to find some more juicy bits[/quote] Same girl, same....
re: Lunch Thray: Today Is My Thursday Edition
Posted by AwesomeSauce on 6/6/24 at 12:25 pm
[quote]Bible school gumbo[/quote] Is this like twice blessed with the holy trinity and the pope?!...
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