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UnitedFruitCompany
Favorite team: | Stanford |
Location: | Bay Area |
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Number of Posts: | 3431 |
Registered on: | 11/12/2018 |
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re: Ferris Bueller took the day off today in 1985
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 6/5/24 at 1:15 pm
Early Summer in Chicago is freaking amazing. I would have skipped too. ...
re: They're doing U.S. Olympic swim trials at Lucas Oil?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 6/4/24 at 8:34 pm
As long as I can buy Katie Ledecky a drink at St Elmo's steakhouse im ok with this. ...
re: Ellie Fanning To Star In Next Predator Movie
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 6/3/24 at 8:47 pm
They should just make a movie about predator homelife. Where the hunters have to beg their wives to let them go on the hunt of a lifetime to a faraway land. But, you see, back home, the predator women have invented all the technology and hold all positions of power. So the men are merely vessels for...
re: Toronto is one ugly city
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 6/3/24 at 7:01 pm
[quote]There's an impossible amount of hot women in Sudbury[/quote]
You spent some time in the NOSHO there, bud?...
re: United flight grounded and deep-cleaned after passengers from cruise start puking...
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 6/3/24 at 5:37 pm
[quote]People who are regular cruisers have always struck me as being one step away from swingers as far as persona goes.[/quote]
They do have Swingers cruises. God only knows what happens on those boats........
re: These WNBA thugs hate Caitlin Clark
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 6/1/24 at 7:12 pm
All these idiot women are doing by hating on CC is proving the immutable fact that there is no such thing as sisterhood in the workplace.
Women HATE other women. Especially women they perceive as a threat.
I hope it all implodes. They fricking deserve it. ...
re: Why is it verboten for men to wear lifts or a toupee (but not plugs)?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/30/24 at 6:29 pm
[quote]When you say ‘plugs’ are you talking about the guys that are flying to Turkey for a hair transplant?
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Yes. Like this guy:
[img]https://www.dentalhairclinicturkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Wayne-Rooney-hairstyles.jpg[/img]
Or this guy:
[img]https://estenbulhealth.com/...
re: New Names for Tiger Stadium, The Box and Maravich Assembly
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/30/24 at 6:19 pm
[quote]Diesel Driving Academy Stadium[/quote]
A case could be made for the Crescent City School of Gaming and Bartending Field. ...
re: Why is it verboten for men to wear lifts or a toupee (but not plugs)?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/30/24 at 5:58 pm
More and more guys are getting plugs and I swear its the equivalent of ozempic for women. Its like, you know they did something, you cant really talk about it, and its VERY obvious yet if you point it out you are an a-hole. ...
re: Out of all the Lawyers in Louisiana, who be your guy if you got hit with criminal charges?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/30/24 at 5:48 pm
Did I hit a guy driving a car? Eugene Redman.
Did I run afoul of some maritime type shite? Alan Brackett.
Do I need help with corporate litigation even though he sold out like a stooge and works for the devil now? Anthony Williams.
I really really need it to go away and i need someone who ...
re: 'The Acolyte' Megathread: KK Interview. Now Streaming (spoilers allowed)
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/29/24 at 5:38 pm
[quote]“Operating within these giant franchises now, with social media and the level of expectation — it’s terrifying,” Kennedy said. “I think Leslye has struggled a little bit with it. I think a lot of the women who step into ‘Star Wars’ struggle with this a bit more. Because of the fan base being ...
re: Letterkenny or shoresy
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/29/24 at 5:35 pm
Shoresy is freaking hysterical. New season is getting ready to start as well. I love hockey though so that helps.
I have yet to watch Letterkenny for some reason but i hear the first few seasons are pretty hilarious. ...
re: Doctor posts health insurance incentive plan for giving the COVID vaccine
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/29/24 at 4:22 pm
lol if legit.
Sunshine act is up Dr's asses about taking free shite from reps but this is ok?
tisk tisk tisk. ...
re: Louisiana talent is very meh
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 10:18 pm
[quote]Eh, a lot of the south Louisiana girls look pretty good until the moustaches come in.
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Ehh, that and hairy arms are usually a sign of higher test in their system which means they 99/100 have a higher sex drive than other women.
IYKYK.
See: Italian Women, Cajun Women. ...
re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 9:30 pm
I love when Shesterkin yells at the refs. He swears he cant speak English but it seems he is communicating just fine with them when he is upset lol. ...
re: This chick makes two well-rounded arguments about dating
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 9:28 pm
[quote]Houston[/quote]
[img]https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMTBndzd3ZXJxNzJtNGY4aW4ybzVhcjF5MXE1cXVvcDF1NmExbGVzbiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/VFYJXIuuFl6pO/giphy.webp[/img]...
re: This chick makes two well-rounded arguments about dating
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 9:21 pm
[quote]Where I live there is a virtually inexhaustible supply of beautiful, big haired, big chested Hispanic women from 25-35 with daddy issues and sex addictions, and they are the ones eager to try what they've seen online.[/quote]
Where is this magical place? You know, for anthropological reaso...
re: Billy Zane as Marlon Brando for the upcoming film, Waltzing with Brando
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 10:31 am
He will always be The Phantom to me....
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re: Indiana Fever @ LA sparks
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/24/24 at 9:16 pm
Somebody told me the other day that if you bet the under on points and rebounds on girls that are on their period you could make some serious money with the parlays. Also need to take the over on assists during those trying times. All i got. ...
re: What’s everyone drinking on this Friday night here?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/24/24 at 8:59 pm
Case of Miller Lite I bought at the convenience store.......
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