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UnitedFruitCompany

Favorite team:Stanford 
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Registered on:11/12/2018
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Early Summer in Chicago is freaking amazing. I would have skipped too. ...
As long as I can buy Katie Ledecky a drink at St Elmo's steakhouse im ok with this. ...
They should just make a movie about predator homelife. Where the hunters have to beg their wives to let them go on the hunt of a lifetime to a faraway land. But, you see, back home, the predator women have invented all the technology and hold all positions of power. So the men are merely vessels for...
[quote]There's an impossible amount of hot women in Sudbury[/quote] You spent some time in the NOSHO there, bud?...
[quote]People who are regular cruisers have always struck me as being one step away from swingers as far as persona goes.[/quote] They do have Swingers cruises. God only knows what happens on those boats........
All these idiot women are doing by hating on CC is proving the immutable fact that there is no such thing as sisterhood in the workplace. Women HATE other women. Especially women they perceive as a threat. I hope it all implodes. They fricking deserve it. ...
[quote]When you say ‘plugs’ are you talking about the guys that are flying to Turkey for a hair transplant? [/quote] Yes. Like this guy: [img]https://www.dentalhairclinicturkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Wayne-Rooney-hairstyles.jpg[/img] Or this guy: [img]https://estenbulhealth.com/...
[quote]Diesel Driving Academy Stadium[/quote] A case could be made for the Crescent City School of Gaming and Bartending Field. ...
More and more guys are getting plugs and I swear its the equivalent of ozempic for women. Its like, you know they did something, you cant really talk about it, and its VERY obvious yet if you point it out you are an a-hole. ...
Did I hit a guy driving a car? Eugene Redman. Did I run afoul of some maritime type shite? Alan Brackett. Do I need help with corporate litigation even though he sold out like a stooge and works for the devil now? Anthony Williams. I really really need it to go away and i need someone who ...
[quote]“Operating within these giant franchises now, with social media and the level of expectation — it’s terrifying,” Kennedy said. “I think Leslye has struggled a little bit with it. I think a lot of the women who step into ‘Star Wars’ struggle with this a bit more. Because of the fan base being ...

re: Letterkenny or shoresy

Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/29/24 at 5:35 pm
Shoresy is freaking hysterical. New season is getting ready to start as well. I love hockey though so that helps. I have yet to watch Letterkenny for some reason but i hear the first few seasons are pretty hilarious. ...
lol if legit. Sunshine act is up Dr's asses about taking free shite from reps but this is ok? tisk tisk tisk. ...
[quote]Eh, a lot of the south Louisiana girls look pretty good until the moustaches come in. [/quote] Ehh, that and hairy arms are usually a sign of higher test in their system which means they 99/100 have a higher sex drive than other women. IYKYK. See: Italian Women, Cajun Women. ...

re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread

Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 9:30 pm
I love when Shesterkin yells at the refs. He swears he cant speak English but it seems he is communicating just fine with them when he is upset lol. ...
[quote]Houston[/quote] [img]https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMTBndzd3ZXJxNzJtNGY4aW4ybzVhcjF5MXE1cXVvcDF1NmExbGVzbiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/VFYJXIuuFl6pO/giphy.webp[/img]...
[quote]Where I live there is a virtually inexhaustible supply of beautiful, big haired, big chested Hispanic women from 25-35 with daddy issues and sex addictions, and they are the ones eager to try what they've seen online.[/quote] Where is this magical place? You know, for anthropological reaso...

re: Indiana Fever @ LA sparks

Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/24/24 at 9:16 pm
Somebody told me the other day that if you bet the under on points and rebounds on girls that are on their period you could make some serious money with the parlays. Also need to take the over on assists during those trying times. All i got. ...
Case of Miller Lite I bought at the convenience store.......