MyRockstarComplex

[quote]if you are getting into street fights with legit boxers or MMA guys, you are probably going home with an arse beating or worse. So, moral of the story is stay out of street fights even if you are a Black Belt in BJJ or take some boxing lessons as well.[/quote] Or if you win, you just get j...

I’m shocked a president who was in office before I was born is still alive, but then again we aren’t supposed to have people over 70 running the country. ...

My wife talked me into getting one before and I ended up with ingrown toenails like I’ve never experienced before. ...

It’s a “redistribution of wealth” light. ...

[quote]They still have bibles in the night stands. You just have to wipe the cum off the knobs to open the drawer.[/quote] Now that’s what I call a real “cum to Jesus moment”. AMIRITE?!?...

[quote]You just don’t get that out in the country.[/quote] I used to hear gunfire at night on the reg out in Dutchtown. Candy Cane Ln don’t play. Then during the day you could hear the good ole boys and their assault riffles. ...

[quote]You hide the toilet paper.[/quote] I was working a place some time ago and the GC told the contractors they couldn’t shite in the bathrooms. Someone proceeded to shite in the kitchen pantry. ...

That’s a solid ad and Apple is probably engaging “celebs” to shite on it just for hype ...

Spirit has no means to reroute you if they cancel a flight. I flew Spirit weekly for years and always floated a backup Southwest flight. Don’t cancel that backup until the wheels are rolling. ...

It’s like none of you guys ever saw Click. You’re not going to get time with your family back, and odds are your family will adjust spending habits to $700k a year. ...