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re: What childhood spanking still pops up into your head as an adult
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:27 pm to CoyoteSong
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:27 pm to CoyoteSong
My dad wasn’t an overbearing strict dad. But there were expectations on how we were to behave. And he was not shy of handing out arse whippings if those expectations were not merry.
One time I acted up in class when I was in second grade, my mom was also a teacher at my elementary school so she got the news quick if any of us misbehaved. Dad was my baseball coach all throughout my childhood so my mom would often bring us to practice. One of my teammate’s dad had an empty warehouse that he let my dad use as a crude indoor practice facility and it was next door to my dad’s office.
So I had baseball practice there the day I acted up. Mom took me to practice after school and told me to wait in the lobby. She went back to my dad’s office and told him what happened at school. I had my back turned to the hallway he walked out of and he wrapped me upside the head with his leather padfolio. Knocked my arse to the ground in a hurry.
One time I acted up in class when I was in second grade, my mom was also a teacher at my elementary school so she got the news quick if any of us misbehaved. Dad was my baseball coach all throughout my childhood so my mom would often bring us to practice. One of my teammate’s dad had an empty warehouse that he let my dad use as a crude indoor practice facility and it was next door to my dad’s office.
So I had baseball practice there the day I acted up. Mom took me to practice after school and told me to wait in the lobby. She went back to my dad’s office and told him what happened at school. I had my back turned to the hallway he walked out of and he wrapped me upside the head with his leather padfolio. Knocked my arse to the ground in a hurry.
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Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:28 pm to ThatMakesSense
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ThatMakesSense
We all can't be a great winner like you man.
This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:29 pm to CoyoteSong
The only time my old man really whooped my arse is when I missed hitting him with an arrow by about a foot. I was ten and messing around with a bow.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:30 pm to ColdTurkey
My Mom saying "Go cut me a switch'.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:33 pm to gmac8604
Pretty sure every spanking I got I deserved. I remember my principle spanking me with a wooden paddle in early elementary school. That shite stung. And when my mom would get fed up with my antics and go get a switch. That shite stung too. Dad would use a belt but I don’t recall it being over the top.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:38 pm to CoyoteSong
I got a few growing up but I deserved everyone for being a turd. I will say this that kept me on the somewhat straight road as o grew up. Every time I thought about doing something illegal (except drinking and driving which was very stupid) I’d think back to my dads belt or whatever my mom laid her hands on.
The most memorable I was 16 and arguing with my mom. Teenage testosterone and being a smartass got the best of me and I said to my mom “ bitch just shut up”. My dad got out of his chair and I bowed up to him and said “what you gonna do old man” I turned around towards my mom and her fist meet my chin.
Knocked my arse to the ground then my dad said in a quiet voice you better be glad it was your mom and not me.
That stopped my rebellious, smartass, teenage attitudes towards my parents right then and there. The look in my dads eyes and his calm demeanor I knew I’d almost meet satan and his demons
The most memorable I was 16 and arguing with my mom. Teenage testosterone and being a smartass got the best of me and I said to my mom “ bitch just shut up”. My dad got out of his chair and I bowed up to him and said “what you gonna do old man” I turned around towards my mom and her fist meet my chin.
Knocked my arse to the ground then my dad said in a quiet voice you better be glad it was your mom and not me.
That stopped my rebellious, smartass, teenage attitudes towards my parents right then and there. The look in my dads eyes and his calm demeanor I knew I’d almost meet satan and his demons
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:38 pm to 0x15E
The last one. Because it didn’t hurt. I just sat there bored and they realized I was too old for spankings.
A week later I graduated college.
A week later I graduated college.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:42 pm to CoyoteSong
3-4 yo with a belt…
Your Dad sounds like a character in a country music song. Not a good one.
Your Dad sounds like a character in a country music song. Not a good one.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:43 pm to TidenUP
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Me being a smartass, I took my elastic baseball belt with me. When he saw that belt, he just grinned. I got worn out with that belt and then his leather belt.
This is so funny
getting a spanking after a game is the freaking worst!! My dad worked at IP and carved out a paddle. Then everything changed 
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:45 pm to CoyoteSong
I spank my girlfriend. She doesn't like it.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:46 pm to CoyoteSong
My brother and I got caught smoking my grandmothers carton of cigarettes one Saturday morning watching cartoons. The Smurfs to be exact
He was 10, I was 7. My mom beat the hell out of us when she walked in and caught us. And then she told my dad when he got home from work and he did the same
One of my first memories was getting lost here at the local mall. It was around the time of the Adam Walsh ordeal way back when so that made the situation a bit more dramatic. I had stopped at a talking soda machine and thought it was the coolest thing in the world and when I turned around, I didn’t see my mom so I just started walking. I don’t know how long I was lost, but when they found me, my mom was crying…hugged me and took me to the bathroom and kicked my arse
He was 10, I was 7. My mom beat the hell out of us when she walked in and caught us. And then she told my dad when he got home from work and he did the same
One of my first memories was getting lost here at the local mall. It was around the time of the Adam Walsh ordeal way back when so that made the situation a bit more dramatic. I had stopped at a talking soda machine and thought it was the coolest thing in the world and when I turned around, I didn’t see my mom so I just started walking. I don’t know how long I was lost, but when they found me, my mom was crying…hugged me and took me to the bathroom and kicked my arse
This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:49 pm to CoyoteSong
Mom using an extension cord.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:53 pm to ColdTurkey
when i was 3 or 4 , playing the a girl in the neighborhood
she decided to take some letters from a mail box that didnt belong to her , guilt by association. when my father got home whipped me with a belt mercilessly , only real memory i have of him , he died a year later
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:54 pm to ColdTurkey
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Missed a line drive through my legs
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I get my arse spanked in front of God and everybody
Your dad is a piece of shite
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:58 pm to CoyoteSong
one sticks out because it was funny.
My buddy and I were acting up, and we both got sent to the principal for a paddling. That man was a hardass, too.
He called us into his office, hears our story, and walks from behind his desk. There was one wooden chair in front of his desk. He tells my buddy "Alright. Grab that chair, son." My buddy looked confused, and sits down in the chair. Principal actually snorted a little, but then said "No, son..."
It was almost worth it to be able to watch and repeat that story.
My buddy and I were acting up, and we both got sent to the principal for a paddling. That man was a hardass, too.
He called us into his office, hears our story, and walks from behind his desk. There was one wooden chair in front of his desk. He tells my buddy "Alright. Grab that chair, son." My buddy looked confused, and sits down in the chair. Principal actually snorted a little, but then said "No, son..."
It was almost worth it to be able to watch and repeat that story.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 8:07 pm to LSUJML
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The one where I laughed at my mom because it didn’t hurt
Made that mistake too when mama didn't like my report card, then dad came home. That arse wooping did not improve my grades, but I learned to shut up.
An earlier time, I was about 5, me and the neighbor kids decided to start a campfire between the sidewalk and the curb. We gathered kindling, sticks, branches and I knew my dad kept matches on the toilet. The fire had just gotten going when mamas descended from every direction and mine had me by the ear. Somebody put the fire out as Mama dragged me inside saying "You wanna start fires? I'm gonna show you what fire feels like." Every good woopin needs a proper explanation.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 8:10 pm to CoyoteSong
The one I didn't deserve. I was four or five and I ended up getting separated from my grandmother and cousin in the mall. They claimed I ran away, but I didn't. I just lost them in the crowd. I immediately did the smart and responsible thing by going into a store and asking an employee to help me find my parents. It took about 30 minutes but my cousin found me. I was blamed for getting lost and received two spankings that day: one from my grandfather when we got home and another that night from my dad when he got home from work.
I didn't run away from them.
I didn't run away from them.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 8:13 pm to CoyoteSong
I was a smart arse to my dad in front of a few friends.
He grabbed me by the neck and lifted me up a wall. My friends all froze in fear.
Not a spanking, but I learned a valuable lesson that day.
He grabbed me by the neck and lifted me up a wall. My friends all froze in fear.
Not a spanking, but I learned a valuable lesson that day.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 8:13 pm to CoyoteSong
I was maybe 11 or 12 and got into a scuffle at school. The teacher actually called my Mom and told her. When I got home she asked about it and I lied. She called me on it and I smarted off to her. She just said, "Wait until your Dad gets home".
Pops worked swing shift and had been on nights. It must have been a Saturday morning because I wasn't up when he got in at 7:30ish. Mom told him what I did/said. He came into my room, and my bed was against the wall, essentially trapping me. Waking up to an arse whooping was one of the rudest awakenings I've ever had. He had me hemmed up and disoriented. I was whipped before I knew what the hell had happened. Just a regular whipping, no marks were left......other than on my soul.
Pops worked swing shift and had been on nights. It must have been a Saturday morning because I wasn't up when he got in at 7:30ish. Mom told him what I did/said. He came into my room, and my bed was against the wall, essentially trapping me. Waking up to an arse whooping was one of the rudest awakenings I've ever had. He had me hemmed up and disoriented. I was whipped before I knew what the hell had happened. Just a regular whipping, no marks were left......other than on my soul.
This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 8:14 pm
Posted on 2/13/23 at 8:18 pm to CoyoteSong
The time my dad was beating my arse with this…
He broke it over my arse and i thought that was it. Then he grabbed this…
from behind the stove and kept on going!!
Ftr, he eventually cracked the chopping board length-wise on my arse at a later date
He broke it over my arse and i thought that was it. Then he grabbed this…
from behind the stove and kept on going!!
Ftr, he eventually cracked the chopping board length-wise on my arse at a later date
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