Bayer Aspirin Twitter Comments

I never hear about aspirin anymore. It’s all ibuprofen or Tylenol now. Wonder why

Lol, the Bayer bot replying to troll posts is awesome. Some clips:

BigVic
@TradingPays
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Apr 21
Hey. I’ve been placing the pill in my anal cavity so it can be absorbed faster but now I’m having trouble deficating. Should I be worried?

Bayer Aspirin

@bayeraspirin
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Apr 23
Hello there. We'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone to always follow the instructions found on the label. Also, we would appreciate it if you could give us a call at 1-800-331-4536 Monday through Friday, 8am-8pm EST to share more information about this.

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Adam
@aaudette01
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Apr 21
I put a Bayern aspirin in each armpit daily for preventative reasons. Works great.

Bayer Aspirin

@bayeraspirin
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Apr 23
Hi there. Thanks for reaching out. We'd like to get more information about your usage of Bayer Aspirin. Please, call us at 1-800-331-4536 Monday through Friday, 8am-8pm EST.

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Boolian Edelman
@ShiestyGoldy
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Apr 21
I take 9 aspirin every morning - highly recommend!

Bayer Aspirin

@bayeraspirin
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Apr 23
Hi there. Please, call us at 1-800-331-4536 Monday through Friday, 8am-8pm EST to tell us more about what you described. Thanks for reaching out to us.

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Bearded Vet
@ImHereForTrump
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Apr 24
This is why I take a full bottle of Bayer aspirin on game days. 162 games a year plus playoffs (fingers crossed!). It’s the only reason I’m still alive.

Bayer Aspirin

@bayeraspirin
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Apr 26
Hi there. We'd like to get more information about what you described in your message. Please, call our medical team at 1-800-331-4536 Monday through Friday, 8am-8pm EST. Thank you for reaching out to us.