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Damn. Now we have to contend with penis severing tick bites
Posted on 1/3/24 at 6:38 am
Posted on 1/3/24 at 6:38 am
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Posted on 1/3/24 at 6:42 am to Geekboy
For the best. He didn’t need it anyway.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 6:58 am to Geekboy
I've had a tick on me peen twice. They obviously thought they were on a tree trunk (or maybe a twig....).
True story though, I was scared shitless the first time. Middle of night bathroom break and felt something on there. Initially thought it was a scab or a sticker of some kind. Turned on lights for closer look and almost passed out when I realized what it was.....
True story though, I was scared shitless the first time. Middle of night bathroom break and felt something on there. Initially thought it was a scab or a sticker of some kind. Turned on lights for closer look and almost passed out when I realized what it was.....
Posted on 1/3/24 at 7:04 am to Geekboy
A handful of kids will sleep a little better tonight
Posted on 1/3/24 at 7:14 am to The Mick
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Initially thought it was a scab or a sticker of some kind. Turned on lights for closer look and almost passed out when I realized what it was.
But a scab or a sticker of some kind was no big deal?
Posted on 1/3/24 at 7:27 am to Geekboy
Tick bites itch like hell but not that bad
Posted on 1/3/24 at 7:49 am to Geekboy
Posted on 1/3/24 at 7:52 am to The Mick
quote:
True story though, I was scared shitless the first time. Middle of night bathroom break and felt something on there. Initially thought it was a scab or a sticker of some kind. Turned on lights for closer look and almost passed out when I realized what it was.....
I would never psychologically recover from this, for the record
Posted on 1/3/24 at 8:38 am to NawlinsTiger9
Posted on 1/4/24 at 7:47 am to Tortious
quote:Better than a living creature who is rooted into me with malicious intent.
But a scab or a sticker of some kind was no big deal?
Posted on 1/4/24 at 8:45 am to The Mick
Your story is frightening.
Particularly, “They obviously thought they were on a tree trunk…”, indicating perhaps multiple ticks plaguing you.
Nevertheless, Science needs to get involved here.
We need answers.
•Is penis severing the new preferred tick removal protocol replacing the traditional hot match tip method?
•Does a tick embedded on one’s penis explode when you get an erection?
•Does it implode when one’s penis is flaccid again?
•Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Particularly, “They obviously thought they were on a tree trunk…”, indicating perhaps multiple ticks plaguing you.
Nevertheless, Science needs to get involved here.
We need answers.
•Is penis severing the new preferred tick removal protocol replacing the traditional hot match tip method?
•Does a tick embedded on one’s penis explode when you get an erection?
•Does it implode when one’s penis is flaccid again?
•Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Posted on 1/4/24 at 9:40 am to Wulfgar
New country song incoming by the female Brad Paisley or...that dude that wears a veil
Posted on 1/4/24 at 9:52 am to Mr. Misanthrope
Extreme display of dominance - you picked the wrong frickin tree trunk tick. Massive erection explodes tick right off your penis. I enjoy this mental image… of someone else’s penis
Posted on 1/4/24 at 2:50 pm to rocksteady
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rocksteady
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I enjoy this mental image… of someone else’s penis
tOT is an odd place to come out but you do you.
Posted on 1/4/24 at 3:15 pm to Geekboy
All the boys under 13 in his parish let out a sigh of relief.
Posted on 1/4/24 at 3:27 pm to Geekboy
I had a Navy buddy that got a tick right inside the pee hole - the agony he was in was so bad he was screaming like it was cut off.
Of course our jokes about all the skank pronging he did, while we got good laughs at his expense
We were all glad it was him not us
Of course our jokes about all the skank pronging he did, while we got good laughs at his expense
We were all glad it was him not us
This post was edited on 1/5/24 at 2:10 pm
Posted on 1/4/24 at 5:21 pm to choupiquesushi
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I had a Navy buddy that got right inside the pee hole
Posted on 1/4/24 at 5:24 pm to choupiquesushi
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Navy buddy
Story checks out.
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