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re: I can finally tell my wife she’s getting 9” today

Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:48 am to
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150965 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:48 am to
quote:

I can finally tell my wife she’s getting 9” today

It's funny because you have a small penis.

I get it.
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
1263 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:50 am to
Look at those microphalluses over in Alexandria.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
43019 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:53 am to
I thought about starting a thread for this system and the flooding problems with it, but then I figured some here would get mad at me for starting a thread about rain.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30462 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:56 am to
quote:

I can finally tell my wife she’s getting 9”


Not her first time.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9823 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 8:08 am to


Hope she appreciates your humor I always get blank stairs or non response from mine when I make funny comments like that. It's more fun when they flirt back with a witty comeback.
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
5820 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 8:12 am to
The joke will be on you when she responds, I've had more!
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
6917 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 8:54 am to
quote:

The joke will be on you when she responds, I've had more!


Oh, those that plead the 5th no doubt have zinger comebacks, but they are wisely keeping it to themselves.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79415 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 8:56 am to
I'm amazed at the rain ya'll get in LA. Living in Atlanta I always thought I was more accustomed to wet weather than much of the country, but we got 3 and a half inches over the course of a day a few weeks ago and that was the most I can recall in a while.

Getting 6-10 inches out of some thunderstorms and brushing it off is pretty impressive
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124721 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 8:57 am to
quote:

I always get blank stairs



Try these
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71621 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:05 am to
You can tell New Orleans has been fully colonized by hipsters.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78130 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 10:04 am to
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Getting 6-10 inches out of some thunderstorms and brushing it off is pretty impressive


Just a regular summer afternoon here.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27544 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 10:06 am to
Jokes on you
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203852 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 10:07 am to
Nice…
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
167007 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 10:08 am to
i'm glad my wife will continue to receive her 3.5"
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71621 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 10:08 am to
quote:

I gave mine 9 inches and left he arse sore last night f


Accidentally outed yourself.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12742 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 10:13 am to
Why they gotta use purple for 9+?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71621 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 10:16 am to
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Why they gotta use purple for 9+?


For LSU.
Posted by num1lsufan
Meraux
Member since Feb 2004
1209 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 10:18 am to
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203852 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 10:18 am to
That makes me dizzy.
Posted by Captain_Morgan
BR
Member since Jan 2012
314 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

The joke will be on you when she responds, I've had more!


I just made the joke to my wife and she responded, “yes, and it got me sooo wet.”

Now I feel bad
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