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Moments From Victory Against Democrats…
Posted on 5/2/24 at 11:35 am
Posted on 5/2/24 at 11:35 am
Republicans Decide To Start Attacking First Amendment
quote:HONK HONK!
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Democrats across the country embroiled in vicious infighting, antisemitism, and takeovers of college campuses, Republicans have decided to remedy their impending victory by attacking the First Amendment.
"We realized that things were going well for us, so we took corrective action immediately," said Mike Johnson, while at the bank cashing his latest check from a Ukrainian lobbyist. "We thought: 'What can we do that will immediately enrage our most loyal voters while simultaneously preventing the self-destruction of the Democrat Party?' Of course, the most obvious choice was to pass a law against free speech. Mission accomplished!"
Sources say the new antisemitism bill passed by the House will soon be struck down by federal courts, but should still do the job of necessarily injuring the Republican Party in an election year.
"This is the decisive leadership our party needs," said Congressman Crenshaw while adjusting his brand-new clown nose. "Hey check out how loud my clown nose can honk! HONK HONK!"
At publishing time, Republicans had announced next week's plans to also attack the Second Amendment.
Posted on 5/2/24 at 11:36 am to TigerVespamon
About as close to the truth as the Bee gets.
Posted on 5/2/24 at 11:47 am to TigerVespamon
There is a reason why Trump is more popular than the Republican party.
These people suck arse
These people suck arse
Posted on 5/2/24 at 11:48 am to TigerVespamon
Republicans vs Democrats is a show that we all watch, like “reality” tv.
Just tune out.
Just tune out.
Posted on 5/2/24 at 12:54 pm to TigerVespamon
Johnson's presser the other day was the worst in the history of the Speaker's office. Absolute clown show. Complete betrayal of the American People.
Ukraine border important.
Columbia U campus important.
US border...not important.
He's a constitutional scholar and litigator but votes in direct opposition to the Constitution.
He is a loser and has done everything that Jeffries, Schumer, and Biden have wanted.
Ukraine border important.
Columbia U campus important.
US border...not important.
He's a constitutional scholar and litigator but votes in direct opposition to the Constitution.
He is a loser and has done everything that Jeffries, Schumer, and Biden have wanted.
Posted on 5/2/24 at 2:19 pm to TigerVespamon
quote:
"This is the decisive leadership our party needs," said Congressman Crenshaw while adjusting his brand-new clown nose. "Hey check out how loud my clown nose can honk! HONK HONK!"
This ^^^ is brilliantly executed textbook parody of Eyepatch McNoname.
Crenshaw is the reason I began automatically doubting political candidates with long military track records. No telling how many white hat actors he neutralized for the see eye A. Now, he sells us to China on a daily basis.
Posted on 5/2/24 at 7:16 pm to TigerVespamon
Did the Bee get new writers or something? The last few I've seen posted here seem kinda lame. While the sentiments are on point, the actual content posted in the OP seems like it could have been written by someone on Colbert or Kimmel's staff.
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