re: No wonder Gisele is pissed!

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the best was near the beginning when Jeff Ross came out in a blood-stained OJ Simpson jersey and said “I just got back from hell.. Aaron Hernandez says hello”… that’s when everyone gasped and knew that shite was about to get real .

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I believe it was Hinchcliffe who said "Kevin Hart has been standing on the same stool that Aaron Hernandez kicked out from under himself all night".

That one was cold. Funny as hell, but cold.

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How about a more recent pic?

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he specifically stated she has bad facial features. so i figured her natural, god given facial features were relevant.

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Just zoom in. Surf pics a bit, you'll see it

I loved it. Not sure what you're referring to.
Bottom line, she's a skank...but honestly, always was before Tom.

Tom looks fantastic and she is aging like Woody Allen with the ears and nose. I think that probably bugs her the most. Her loser Karate boyfriend exists bc it's hard for a "supermodel" to be less attractive than her partner.

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I believe it was Hinchcliffe who said "Kevin Hart has been standing on the same stool that Aaron Hernandez kicked out from under himself all night". That one was cold. Funny as hell, but cold.

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I was not aware of Hinchcliffe prior to the Roast, but im a fan now… the best line maybe of the entire night was when he said to Sam Jay, one of the Roast comedians : “Sam Jay is a black lesbian.. She doesnt eat pussy; she ‘Awww helll naws’ on it”…. You have to see the way he says it to get the full effect, just savage .

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I'll say this

Go look at pictures of her. Forget money, forget model, etc.
Be a normal man looking at her face. She's butt ugly. Just bad facial features
Amazing body..ends there
And now we know she's a trash whore with no respectful qualities.
Tom is the ultimate alpha

Same.goes for Taylor Swift.

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Kill switch gaydar just went off

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Mocking Gronk with the Neanderthal bit was epic by Nikki Glaser.

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Agreed.. probably the second best joke of the whole night, a night filled with jokes that were pure gold.. if any of yall havent heard it, youtube it when you get a chance, also check out the clip of her on Howard Stern the next morning talking about the jokes she left out of the Roast, some awesome ones there as well .

never thought she was hot, don’t care how much money she’s made as a “super model,” whatever that’s supposed to mean, she’s well below the talent level of the quality of poon that Brady should be bringing in

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edit: she is worth $400 million and he is worth $250 million.

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Those net worth valuations are always hilarious. Someone had Katt Williams net worth at $2 million. He said I have that on me. He earned more than that from his first big performance over 20 something years ago.