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BREAKING: bag of cocaine found at the Capitol Police Headquarters bldg

Posted on 5/15/24 at 6:55 pm
Posted by conservativewifeymom
Mid Atlantic
Member since Oct 2012
12043 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 6:55 pm
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Police are investigating after a one-inch ziplock bag of cocaine was found in a 'heavily trafficked' area a few blocks from the U.S. Capitol building.

The illicit drug was found on the second floor of the U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) headquarters on Wednesday just before 1:00 p.m. ET.

Taking bets on how they'll say that it's misplaced evidence.
This post was edited on 5/15/24 at 6:56 pm
Posted by cardswinagain
Member since Jun 2013
11918 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 6:56 pm to
I'm sure the video cameras suddenly weren't working
Posted by conservativewifeymom
Mid Atlantic
Member since Oct 2012
12043 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 6:57 pm to
They'll blame it on the solar storm.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96544 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 6:58 pm to
“Haha, you’re wrong! I wasn’t even in DC today!” - Hunter Biden
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
25523 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 6:58 pm to

Why is this "news"?

Nothing will come of it. No one will be found guilty. Bags of coke in the WH yielded nothing, same as that Dem staffer twink getting railed on video in a Senate Chamber.

Posted by chili pup
Member since Sep 2011
2799 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:00 pm to
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Why is this "news"?

Nothing will come of it. No one will be found guilty. Bags of coke in the WH yielded nothing, same as that Dem staffer twink getting railed on video in a Senate Chamber.



Still needs to be mentioned.
Posted by Jack Carter
Member since Sep 2018
10549 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:01 pm to
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The illicit drug was found on the second floor of the U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) headquarters 


Why would they leak this to the press? This is an event that is isolated within the department itself meaning they could easily just brush it under a rug.

They leaked it for a reason
Posted by conservativewifeymom
Mid Atlantic
Member since Oct 2012
12043 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:04 pm to
Posted by Jack Carter
Member since Sep 2018
10549 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

The list of suspects had been narrowed down to 500, but security footage wasn't able to determine the owner as cameras do not face the locker area.


500 people potentialky had access to the locker? Are we supposed to believe this shite? There are no keys? No sign in sheets for the keys?
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
8618 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:06 pm to
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They leaked it for a reason

Biden needs to take some time off to take care of some family business.

1) Can’t debate
2) Can’t run for 2nd term
Posted by DaBike
Member since Jan 2008
9283 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:06 pm to
Just think of how much is going on in DC that we don't hear about

Cocaine in White House, and they can't figure out who it belonged to.
Sex in Senate chambers and no real consequences.
And on and on


Oh but wait Trump paid off a porn star.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
525 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:06 pm to
HUUUUUUUUNNNNTERRRRRRRRR!
Posted by VOR
Member since Apr 2009
63682 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:07 pm to
So what’s the point? To find any excuse to disparage the Capitol Police?
Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
11333 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

Why would they leak this to the press?


There has been a lot of that, I'm afraid we are falling for the "look at that" trick.
Posted by DaBike
Member since Jan 2008
9283 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:17 pm to
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500 people potentialky had access to the locker? Are we supposed to believe this shite? There are no keys? No sign in sheets for the keys?


Years ago, we found some marijuana in a break room at a gas plant with minimal security. We identified the owner within 4 hours.
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
8477 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:24 pm to
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So what’s the point?

The point is that this administration and everything within it’s ecosystem is a fricking disaster.

If cocaine was found in the White House and Capitol Police HQs under Trump’s watch, your head would explode. But because this reflects horribly on Sleepy and the democrats, it’s no big deal.
Posted by Jack Carter
Member since Sep 2018
10549 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:32 pm to
Ttt
This post was edited on 5/15/24 at 7:35 pm
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29221 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:34 pm to
I wouldn’t piss on the capitol police if they were on fire. Pussies
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8196 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:34 pm to
Climate change
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15832 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

Years ago, we found some marijuana in a break room at a gas plant with minimal security. We identified the owner within 4 hours.


Lives were saved that day.
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