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re: How can Biden debate Trump?

Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:18 am to
Posted by Nosevens
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Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:18 am to
A cocktail of many different drugs
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:18 am to
This is the manual on how to debate Joe.

Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
2679 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:22 am to
This happens every time Biden does a debate and a State of the Union. And then it actually happens, and Biden doesn't do good, but he doesn't do nearly as shitty as the "Biden doesn't even know where he is or what's going on" crowd predicts. How many more times are we going to do this?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261923 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:23 am to
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but he doesn't do nearly as shitty as the "Biden doesn't even know where he is


Only in highly controlled environments.

Off the cuff he's a dead man.
This post was edited on 5/16/24 at 9:24 am
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37929 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:24 am to
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Biden can’t form a sentence on his own and he struggles to read from a teleprompter. Just walking on stage without looking lost would be an accomplishment for Biden. Biden will have an ear piece and will just be saying what he is told to say. This debate will be Trump vs the bias moderator and democrats.


I thought the same thing 4 years ago. But then the debates happened and they made Trump look like shite.

The biased moderators are dreadful, but Trump doesn’t help himself having nothing meaningful to say and just trying to slip digs and one liners in. Trump is about the only person that has a chance to not tactfully demolish Biden, because there’s the always looming chance he might sabotage himself.
Posted by roadkill
East Coast, FL
Member since Oct 2008
1850 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:26 am to
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Biden spanked Trump in the last debates so he has done it before.


I guess you're referring to the lies he told about the laptop being Russian disinformation and that Hunter wasn't being paid by Ukraine and the Biden's had not received millions of $$ from China...is that partial list of the lies he told the "spanking"?
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:26 am to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261923 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:28 am to
Neither of these two are nearly as cognitively stable as they were even 4 years ago.

Debates will be a shite show and entertaining as hell.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
23007 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:28 am to
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Biden has time to memorize the script


Probably will memorize someone else's lines

Bidens Opening statement - "I have a dream....."
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
60784 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:34 am to
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It's a trap.

I believe this is more of a trap for Biden than it is for Trump. A late June debate between party nominees is totally unprecedented. Yes, they're going to Jack Biden up with every drug known to man, but all that's going to get them is angry Joe. The June debate where Biden craters his performance will give them enough time to trot out another candidate, and get them on the ballots by virtue of being the official nominee following the DNC convention in August.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39606 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:38 am to
No no no! Biden is going to slaughter Trump because, for the first time in history, there will be a partisan lib moderator.

-poliboard pearl clutchers
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Member since Sep 2015
26382 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:39 am to
Nonsense. Biden will whip the pants off Trump in this forthcoming June 27 debate, just like he did in 2020.

Biden won't have to say much at all to win the debate; just not make a@@ and talk about hisself over the moderator all the time, like the Donald.

Even though I thoroughly despise the guy, if the Republicans wanted to win debates over Biden, they would nominate Ted Cruz as their standard bearer.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
23007 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:40 am to
I wouldnt be surprised if Biden gave his opening statement and then sat back and let the moderators do all the debating for him.



Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64442 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:42 am to
They’ll pump him with some cocktail. The state of the union wasn’t the mind blowing spectacle it was touted as but he is clearly a different guy on whatever they have him for that compared to his daily pants shitting self.

The media will then proclaim him sharp as a tac and presidential.
This post was edited on 5/16/24 at 9:43 am
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21471 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:42 am to
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Debates will be a shite show and entertaining as hell.


And probably pretty sad too.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39606 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:43 am to
Right. It pairs well with the already skewed standards the media has for the parties. As long as Biden doesn’t shite himself on live television, he’ll declare himself the winner and no one in the media will challenge it. Meanwhile, Trump’s vicious body blows and zingers will only be discussed and appreciated on forums like this.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14327 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:43 am to
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Biden spanked Trump in the last debates so he has done it before.

Trump and his followers need to stop all the talk about how Biden doesn’t stand a chance in the debates. If he’s coherent, regardless of the dialogue, Biden will come out ahead and we’ve seen how the miracles of modern medicine have been able to make Joe appear capable for an hour or two.

Biden has been a politician for decades and has learned lots of tricks along the way. Telling Trump to “shut up” is hailed as a great moment and he caught Trump off guard when he referenced the infamous Hunter Biden laptop letter signed by all the intelligence folks that was released shortly before the debate. He keeps referring to 9% inflation when he took office and doesn’t seem to be getting pushback from the media. A person who preps for a debate studies facts and how those can be used in an argument so when the opponent confidently says something that’s untrue, it’s tough to respond.

Biden will appear fine during the debate. He’ll have the moderators there to cover for him and cast Trump in a bad light. If they debate on the successes and failures of Biden’s Presidency, Trump should win easily.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
10868 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:44 am to
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Trump doesn’t help himself having nothing meaningful to say and just trying to slip digs and one liners in. Trump is about the only person that has a chance to not tactfully demolish Biden, because there’s the always looming chance he might sabotage himself.


I don't know why you're getting downvoted because you're exactly right. That dumbass elsewhere in the thread pretending Biden "spanked Trump" along with the others love to act like Biden had anything to do with the result of that debate, he just stood there while Trump self immolated like he's prone to do. The mics being cut off will help Trump, in my opinion, shut the frick up and give Biden quiet time to spit and sputter and tell lies without Trump interrupting with his stupid zingers
Posted by LegalEazyE
Madison, Wisconsin
Member since Nov 2023
2651 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:46 am to
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Drugs


Experimental shite that we haven't even seen yet probably.
Posted by umrebel2009
Member since Feb 2010
7297 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:47 am to
All of the questions beforehand, ear piece telling him thr words to say, moderator carrying him through the whole thing
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