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How can Biden debate Trump?

Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:32 am
Posted by Warmouth
Member since May 2024
56 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:32 am
Biden can’t form a sentence on his own and he struggles to read from a teleprompter. Just walking on stage without looking lost would be an accomplishment for Biden. Biden will have an ear piece and will just be saying what he is told to say. This debate will be Trump vs the bias moderator and democrats.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
4414 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:33 am to
Drugs
Posted by Pu2kph0
Member since Oct 2022
1169 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:36 am to
quote:

Biden can’t form a sentence on his own and he struggles to read from a teleprompter. Just walking on stage without looking lost would be an accomplishment for Biden.


"Cocaine is a helleva drug"
Posted by cbtullis
Atlanta
Member since Apr 2004
6280 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:38 am to
We will not see him walking on stage
When they come on they will be sitting at a table
He will have all the questions ahead of time and if he starts fumbling the pro lib moderators will cut him off and help him out
This will not go like people think it will
Posted by texas tortilla
houston
Member since Dec 2015
1888 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:40 am to
LINK according to this tweet, biden is already in training!
Posted by bayouvette
Raceland
Member since Oct 2005
4783 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:43 am to
Drugs, cnn, rigged questions with answers, ear devices, you name it..

It should be random like when they loaded all the bass anglers on a plane for the first Bassmaster classic. Any place, any time, any questions, any moderator.
Posted by MightyYat
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2009
24520 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:44 am to
Do we get eat lobes attached or disconnected Biden? We’re getting whichever is the mask.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22280 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:46 am to
When Biden has time to memorize the script and rehearse his lines he usually comes across a somewhat functional.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
68405 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:47 am to
quote:

Cocaine is a helleva drug


Coincidence that the Secret Service found a baggie of coke in the Whitehouse?


I think not!
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
5061 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:47 am to
The moderators will do most of the attacking. Biden will recite talking points given to him through an earpiece, play slightly baffled tough guy with lots of "Jack!" and "shut up!" and live and die on court cases and January 6.

It won't be a debate. It will be a circus.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20501 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:51 am to
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How can Biden debate Trump?



Well, with all the fricked up rules he proposed - and which Trump foolishly accepted without any question, he has these options:

1. First, a MASSIVE amount of stimulants.
2. No audience so he doesn't have to worry about boos
3. Friendly moderators so he'll likely have ALL of the questions before hand.
4. Friendly venue so they'll be able to put transmitters, earpieces, packs, wires, whatever all over him.

etc etc.

It's a trap.
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
10390 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:53 am to
quote:

How can Biden debate Trump?



Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
84374 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:56 am to
quote:

We will not see him walking on stage
When they come on they will be sitting at a table
He will have all the questions ahead of time and if he starts fumbling the pro lib moderators will cut him off and help him out
This will go exactly like people think it will


Fixed the last line for you.
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
2631 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:58 am to
Jake Tapper the night of the debate…

Posted by CrimsonJazz
Member since Dec 2014
967 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:58 am to
They will give him a double-shot of Adderall and when he has a heart attack on stage, they will finally be rid of him and they will blame Trump for it.
Posted by Wee Ice Mon
Member since May 2014
1403 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:02 am to
We didn’t think he could pull off a state of the union address, yet he did.

It must be a helluva cocktail they are feeding him.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37731 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:05 am to
Biden spanked Trump in the last debates so he has done it before.
Posted by CRW
Destrahan
Member since Aug 2016
1109 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:05 am to
It wont be Biden it will be his doppleganger.They all have lookalikes.
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
5061 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:11 am to
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Biden spanked Trump in the last debates so he has done it before.



I'm sure you can detail that "spanking", can't you? Did he corner him on the issues? Did he trap him with his clear logic and dismiss him with clear appeals to the American people on matters of importance?

Or did Trump just have a weaker showing than expected and Biden shouted "Shut up, Jack!" a lot?
Posted by IdahoTiger
San Diego, CA
Member since Dec 2007
1871 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:17 am to
Sounds like y’all are scared! It’ll be ok, we’ll try not go humiliate little Trumpy too bad.
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