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Been a tough month if you are Michael Porter Jr.’s brother.

Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:44 pm
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
71051 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:44 pm
3 weeks ago - Jontay Porter was banned by the NBa for life for gambling

2 weeks ago - Coban Porter was sentenced to 6 years in prison for a fatal car crash

Today - Jevon Porter was arrested with a DWI
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
79172 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:50 pm to
Mike gonna go broke being the sole breadwinner of that family
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112353 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:00 pm to
Micheal porter jr as he interviews another porn star and the music swells in the aftermath of his brothers demise:



Posted by theballguy
Colorado Springs, CO
Member since Oct 2011
2340 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:02 pm to
If they were my brothers, frick em. At least until after the end of the season. After that, they all get a big kick in the arse.
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
3268 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:02 pm to
How many brothers does this dude have? shite.
Posted by Geauxldninja
Member since May 2018
1501 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

If they were my brothers, frick em


2nd brother with the dui is a special kind of idiot. Your other bro just killed someone and got locked up. Zero awareness, zero lessons learned. These Jabronies are gonna drag Mike down with them, he needs to tell them all to grow up or get lost.
Posted by Diseasefreeforall
Member since Oct 2012
5552 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:32 pm to
Probably why he's shooting so well. Everything feels better when nothing exists other than the basket.
Posted by bcoop199
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2013
6675 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

How many brothers does this dude have? shite.


Parents were busy....

Posted by SOCAL TIGER
SOCAL
Member since Jan 2005
10723 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:34 pm to
Their dad Michael Porter played UNO in the 80’s.Your brother gets sentenced to prison for six years for killing someone while driving drunk and then you turn around a week later and do the same thing. Sad
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
3268 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 9:07 pm to
Geez. Good job Dad.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15790 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

Parents were busy....

quote:

weeks ago - Jontay Porter was banned by the NBa for life for gambling 2 weeks ago - Coban Porter was sentenced to 6 years in prison for a fatal car crash Today - Jevon Porter was arrested with a DWI

Not busy parenting
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25820 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 10:50 pm to
Michael Porter has like 6-7 siblings.

Thus, whoever started this thread can edit/add a 4th sibling within the next month.
Posted by BhamDore
Nashville
Member since Aug 2009
6290 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 11:42 pm to
That's why you have as many kids as possible. You play the odds. 1 kid with 180 million contract easily negates 3 frick ups.
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18521 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 12:49 am to
quote:

Parents were busy....

Could have their own prison basketball team soon.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79304 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 8:18 am to
quote:

That's why you have as many kids as possible. You play the odds. 1 kid with 180 million contract easily negates 3 frick ups.
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
5818 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 9:27 am to
Hell, it relieves Michael of financial support obligations of they just all get jailed!
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
15973 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 9:56 am to
And their aunt will be fired as the women's bball HC next season too. At least there will be a few months for things to cool down first.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10261 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 11:49 am to
quote:

Your brother gets sentenced to prison for six years for killing someone while driving drunk and then you turn around a week later and do the same thing. Sad


A second brother killed someone too?!?!
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