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Posted on 5/2/23 at 11:22 pm
Posted by FigerTan
Member since Jan 2016
67 posts
Posted on 5/2/23 at 11:22 pm
I’m not sure if this has been posted yet, but the trolling is great because of the Bayer response

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This post was edited on 5/2/23 at 11:23 pm
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76609 posts
Posted on 5/2/23 at 11:27 pm to
I never hear about aspirin anymore. It’s all ibuprofen or Tylenol now. Wonder why
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7597 posts
Posted on 5/2/23 at 11:28 pm to
LSU having more midweek troubles against an in state out of conference rival with its game tonight against Southeastern. But luckily they played in Hammond, so the meme doesn’t work.

Edit:

I wrote the post before I knew that LSU beat the crap out of Southeastern 10 to 0 in 7 innings.
This post was edited on 5/3/23 at 5:40 am
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8497 posts
Posted on 5/2/23 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

I never hear about aspirin anymore. It’s all ibuprofen or Tylenol now. Wonder why


I still use them. Great drug.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8851 posts
Posted on 5/2/23 at 11:50 pm to
Lol, the Bayer bot replying to troll posts is awesome. Some clips:

BigVic
@TradingPays
·
Apr 21
Hey. I’ve been placing the pill in my anal cavity so it can be absorbed faster but now I’m having trouble deficating. Should I be worried?

Bayer Aspirin

@bayeraspirin
·
Apr 23
Hello there. We'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone to always follow the instructions found on the label. Also, we would appreciate it if you could give us a call at 1-800-331-4536 Monday through Friday, 8am-8pm EST to share more information about this.

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Adam
@aaudette01
·
Apr 21
I put a Bayern aspirin in each armpit daily for preventative reasons. Works great.

Bayer Aspirin

@bayeraspirin
·
Apr 23
Hi there. Thanks for reaching out. We'd like to get more information about your usage of Bayer Aspirin. Please, call us at 1-800-331-4536 Monday through Friday, 8am-8pm EST.

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Boolian Edelman
@ShiestyGoldy
·
Apr 21
I take 9 aspirin every morning - highly recommend!

Bayer Aspirin

@bayeraspirin
·
Apr 23
Hi there. Please, call us at 1-800-331-4536 Monday through Friday, 8am-8pm EST to tell us more about what you described. Thanks for reaching out to us.

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Bearded Vet
@ImHereForTrump
·
Apr 24
This is why I take a full bottle of Bayer aspirin on game days. 162 games a year plus playoffs (fingers crossed!). It’s the only reason I’m still alive.

Bayer Aspirin

@bayeraspirin
·
Apr 26
Hi there. We'd like to get more information about what you described in your message. Please, call our medical team at 1-800-331-4536 Monday through Friday, 8am-8pm EST. Thank you for reaching out to us.

Posted by Mike the Tiger 1999
Weston, Florida
Member since Jul 2009
1878 posts
Posted on 5/3/23 at 6:21 am to
quote:

I have Been snorting my Bayer to help with back pain. But now my nose is bleeding, is there something I am doing wrong ?

Bayer Aspirin @bayeraspirin · Apr 20 Hi. Bayer Aspirin should not be inhaled through your nose and should be swallowed with a full glass of water.
lmao
Posted by Pezzo
Member since Aug 2020
1986 posts
Posted on 5/3/23 at 7:24 am to
quote:

ChlamyChlams
@ChlamyC
I noticed after my 6th COVID vaccine my heart doesn't feel right. I've started taking 3 Bayer a day and one at night before bed and the problem seems to have corrected itself. Thank you Bayer for amazing product. Life time customer!


i would not be surprised if this one is not sarcasm

This post was edited on 5/3/23 at 7:25 am
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18902 posts
Posted on 5/3/23 at 7:38 am to
Can bad medical advice generated by your bot get you sued?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3512 posts
Posted on 5/3/23 at 7:40 am to
quote:

It’s all ibuprofen or Tylenol now.


... and ball bearings
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