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What is the last thing your wife said to you?
Posted on 5/19/24 at 7:51 am
Posted on 5/19/24 at 7:51 am
I’ll go first…
“What do you mean by that? Is she dead?”
It was going to be…
“You know I get gassy on my period” but she started yapping again…
…now her head itches and it’s my fault
“What do you mean by that? Is she dead?”
It was going to be…
“You know I get gassy on my period” but she started yapping again…
…now her head itches and it’s my fault
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Posted on 5/19/24 at 7:52 am to clownbaby
This thang ain't gonna eat itself.
Posted on 5/19/24 at 7:53 am to clownbaby
“Isn’t this steak too raw to eat?”
Posted on 5/19/24 at 7:54 am to clownbaby
No. I'm not going to do that.
Posted on 5/19/24 at 7:55 am to clownbaby
"I love you my big strong hero."
Except it sounded a lot like
"Don't even think about it, I'm going to bed."
Except it sounded a lot like
"Don't even think about it, I'm going to bed."
Posted on 5/19/24 at 7:58 am to clownbaby
“Get that thing out of my face. I gave you one on your birthday.”
Posted on 5/19/24 at 8:01 am to clownbaby
Thanks for half of everything.
Posted on 5/19/24 at 8:01 am to clownbaby
I told you to pull out
Posted on 5/19/24 at 8:03 am to clownbaby
I think I want waffles this morning.
Posted on 5/19/24 at 8:04 am to The Torch
quote:
This thang ain't gonna eat itself.
She worded it differently, but this was the first thing my wife said to me yesterday morning when we woke up.
Posted on 5/19/24 at 8:05 am to clownbaby
I'm going to bed.
Which is code for I'm going to sleep, nothing else.
Which is code for I'm going to sleep, nothing else.
Posted on 5/19/24 at 8:10 am to clownbaby
“I’m perioding, I don’t want to read”
Posted on 5/19/24 at 8:15 am to clownbaby
quote:
What is the last thing your wife said to you?
Her: “Aren’t we going to church first?”
Me: “We can’t make church this morning. It’s 8:10, we need to feed the kids, get them ready, take showers, and get out the door by 8:40. No way can we swing that.”
Her: “Ugh…why didn’t we get ready earlier?”
Me: “Well you just woke up two minutes ago.”
Her: “Are you mad at me or something?”
Posted on 5/19/24 at 8:25 am to clownbaby
“Black people aren’t anti-social, they’re just black”
Posted on 5/19/24 at 8:27 am to clownbaby
No, I’ll just drink the coffee we have here.
(Typing this from Starbucks)
(Typing this from Starbucks)
This post was edited on 5/19/24 at 8:28 am
Posted on 5/19/24 at 8:30 am to clownbaby
“I know how the ac thermostat works Chad!”
Posted on 5/19/24 at 8:31 am to clownbaby
I'm following my phone, stop telling me where to turn!!
Posted on 5/19/24 at 8:34 am to clownbaby
“Who had an unsafe release?” In reference to the F1 race that’s on.
Posted on 5/19/24 at 8:37 am to clownbaby
You done already?
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