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UnitedFruitCompany
| Favorite team: | Stanford  |
| Location: | Bay Area |
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| Number of Posts: | 3425 |
| Registered on: | 11/12/2018 |
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re: Why is it verboten for men to wear lifts or a toupee (but not plugs)?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/30/24 at 6:29 pm
[quote]When you say ‘plugs’ are you talking about the guys that are flying to Turkey for a hair transplant?
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Yes. Like this guy:
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Or this guy:
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re: New Names for Tiger Stadium, The Box and Maravich Assembly
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/30/24 at 6:19 pm
[quote]Diesel Driving Academy Stadium[/quote]
A case could be made for the Crescent City School of Gaming and Bartending Field. ...
re: Why is it verboten for men to wear lifts or a toupee (but not plugs)?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/30/24 at 5:58 pm
More and more guys are getting plugs and I swear its the equivalent of ozempic for women. Its like, you know they did something, you cant really talk about it, and its VERY obvious yet if you point it out you are an a-hole. ...
re: Out of all the Lawyers in Louisiana, who be your guy if you got hit with criminal charges?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/30/24 at 5:48 pm
Did I hit a guy driving a car? Eugene Redman.
Did I run afoul of some maritime type shite? Alan Brackett.
Do I need help with corporate litigation even though he sold out like a stooge and works for the devil now? Anthony Williams.
I really really need it to go away and i need someone who ...
re: 'The Acolyte' Megathread: First reactions and interview with Kathleen Kennedy
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/29/24 at 5:38 pm
[quote]“Operating within these giant franchises now, with social media and the level of expectation — it’s terrifying,” Kennedy said. “I think Leslye has struggled a little bit with it. I think a lot of the women who step into ‘Star Wars’ struggle with this a bit more. Because of the fan base being ...
re: Letterkenny or shoresy
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/29/24 at 5:35 pm
Shoresy is freaking hysterical. New season is getting ready to start as well. I love hockey though so that helps.
I have yet to watch Letterkenny for some reason but i hear the first few seasons are pretty hilarious. ...
re: Mairickey and Shyquan got arrested
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/29/24 at 5:12 pm
[quote]Mairickey. Shyquan.
Such creative and onomastic inventiveness is interesting.
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For those wondering ( I know I was):
Onomastic: relating to the study of the history and origin of proper names.
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re: Doctor posts health insurance incentive plan for giving the COVID vaccine
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/29/24 at 4:22 pm
lol if legit.
Sunshine act is up Dr's asses about taking free shite from reps but this is ok?
tisk tisk tisk. ...
re: Louisiana talent is very meh
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 10:18 pm
[quote]Eh, a lot of the south Louisiana girls look pretty good until the moustaches come in.
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Ehh, that and hairy arms are usually a sign of higher test in their system which means they 99/100 have a higher sex drive than other women.
IYKYK.
See: Italian Women, Cajun Women. ...
re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 9:30 pm
I love when Shesterkin yells at the refs. He swears he cant speak English but it seems he is communicating just fine with them when he is upset lol. ...
re: This chick makes two well-rounded arguments about dating
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 9:28 pm
[quote]Houston[/quote]
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re: This chick makes two well-rounded arguments about dating
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 9:21 pm
[quote]Where I live there is a virtually inexhaustible supply of beautiful, big haired, big chested Hispanic women from 25-35 with daddy issues and sex addictions, and they are the ones eager to try what they've seen online.[/quote]
Where is this magical place? You know, for anthropological reaso...
re: Billy Zane as Marlon Brando for the upcoming film, Waltzing with Brando
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 10:31 am
He will always be The Phantom to me....
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re: Indiana Fever @ LA sparks
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/24/24 at 9:16 pm
Somebody told me the other day that if you bet the under on points and rebounds on girls that are on their period you could make some serious money with the parlays. Also need to take the over on assists during those trying times. All i got. ...
re: What’s everyone drinking on this Friday night here?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/24/24 at 8:59 pm
Case of Miller Lite I bought at the convenience store.......
re: Morgan Spurlock dead at 53
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/24/24 at 9:37 am
[quote]So eating McDonald’s every day isn’t good for your long term health?[/quote]
Ehh. Don Gorske, Mr I eat 3 big macs a day still chugging along. Will probably eat a big mac in his honor today lol. ...
re: NCAA, power conferences agree to allow schools to pay players
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/24/24 at 9:18 am
Really curious to see how this impacts Title IX.
If football and basketball players are getting paid and are employees they wont need scholarships. That's 98 Scholarships for men.
Do they simply get rid of those and then to comply with Title IX get rid of 98 scholarships for female athletes?...
re: Apparently here is the incident video of Scottie Scheffler and the police officer
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/23/24 at 12:27 pm
The shame of it is that if this happens to a "normal" person they have to spend a small fortune to clear their name and still have felony arrest record.
frick this dick less piece of shite. ...
re: Pros vs Joes
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/22/24 at 2:24 pm
I remember Adam Pacman Jones being in an episode and he got COOKED. then the following year he was back in the league. go figure.....
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re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:38 pm
[quote]You could’ve bought everyone in the store one after they left. You could’ve called them back in and done it. Hell, you could’ve bought it and tan outside and given it to them. But I guess it’s easier to just pretend you’re a baller who “could have but you didn’t have time to.”[/quote]
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